laughing with a mouth full of blood

I'm a whole adult, under 20s please do not interact

[tlirsgender]

Every time I even slightly lower my inhibitions I start thinking about slorking on somebody's shit like an animal

[emeraldwhale]

And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[anxietyproblem]

[4444555666777888999]

A lot of men think they like sex when in reality they just like getting off. No offense but you don’t like sex you barely know how to have sex. Respectfully

[chips1977]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

this video makes me sob every time i watch it. not even a shred of irony

[capitalisticon]

we are the daughters of the cocks & balls you couldn't torture

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Why’d you make this post

[femalepope]

i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables

[normal-horoscopes]

HEY BABES IM BACK FROM PLACING CURSES ON CHILDREN AT THE PARK

[flagellant]

how was it? any cool curses

[normal-horoscopes]

TURNS OUT KIDS CAN REFLECT CURSES WITH THE NINTENDO SWITCH ANYWAY I GOTTA GO PURGE SOME EVIL ENERGY

[puchidol-deactivated20150318]

[netherworldpost]

You still ban erotic content at an alarming rate folks. Queer content isn’t necessarily adult but when you ban the fuck out of positive content, you can’t the positive “-est” anything

[monstermal]

Forgot how this app works and accidentally unfollowed a bunch of folx

Sorry

[monstermal]

The Way That Dreamers Do

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Tuesday Sutures (@tuesdaysutures)

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes

[mallemerok]

Shockingly, it’s almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be.

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[tieflingfaggot]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[pleaseexorciseme]

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

[jackironsides]

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

[ryrosryhoe]

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

[bonepoem]

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

[jukebox-head]

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

[cryptiboy]

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

[wintersoldierfell]

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

[thechy-fychannel]

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

[mothfluff]

the annoying thing is that it’s about something as simple as buying a carpet for their hallway. John wants to buy a carpet but says he can’t really decide on one because his wife is far better at that and knows what will look good. And Jerry talks him into buying one of those fucking carpets and as far as I remember the episode ends with Anna having to look at it and immediately saying she doesn’t like it and I’d bet you actual money than John immediately burned that thing as soon as the filming stopped and apologised for bringing it into their home.

[lake-erie]

why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?

although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus