When the Great Race War™ starts, I’m giving Vince McMahon, Jason Alexander, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Hall & Oates, and Greg Popovich a pass. Yall just gone have to be mad at me. We’ll give them fancy dungeons, kind of like how when rich people go to jail.
When the Great Race War™ starts, any Black person caught watching The Big Bang Theory will be tried for treason.
When the Great Race War™ starts we’re banning blue box macaroni & cheese
When the Great Race War™ starts, biracial folks have to shoot their white parent in the head like Nino Brown did G-Money. With one tear rolling down their butterscotch-hued cheek
When the Great Race War™ starts, Rachael Dolezal will be recruited into our ranks but she can never be trusted with important intelligence.
When the Great Race War™ starts, all tiebreakers will be decided by picking the person who has the least Eurocentric name.
So if you and the homie call SHOTGUN at the same time…. The nigga named Timothy gotta sit in the back by law.
When the Great Race War™ starts anyone who starts singing the White version of “Happy Birthday” at parties is taken in a dark room and never heard from again.
I have no idea how the Doomsday Clock works
I have contingency plans for everything. If you stay ready you aint gotta get ready.
Sometimes I’ll be sitting down and just randomly think, “Ok Boom, lets say I lost everything and was homeless tomorrow. I’m gonna do this, and then this, and then this”………… byproduct of growing up poor.
I feel like im the only one asking the right questions sometimes.
Imagine being rich enough to need 3 phones. Just off the top of my head Imma guess 1 business, 1 personal, 1 for thots
I was telling someone recently that In & Out is a cruel fast food place because they make you verbalize your fatness.
Context For People Not in California: In & Out has an extremely simple menu. Burger, Cheeseburger, Double Burger. Thats it. Anything else.. you have to make a special order
Meanwhile…. When you go to Burger King or Sonics, there are 48 different combos on the menu. And those Combos are filled with the most disgusting unhealthy options that are coded in other names.
At Burger King you can just be like, “Yeah lemme get that number 22 combo”
Its an unspoken fact between you and the cashier that the #22 Combo is the Quad Stacker has like 17 hamburger patties and 15 slices of cheese on it.
In & Out Burger is different
You can still get a hamburger with 17 patties and 15 slices of cheese on it… but they make you verbalize that shit.
“I uhhh.. I want a 10 by 10″
“Sir, just to clarify you want a burger with 48 patties on it, because thats not on the menu”
“Okay, you pathetic piece of shit, comin right up!”
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