How to Breed Sheep, Geese and English Eccentrics by Valerie Poore
Synopsis
When Maisie Peterson leaves university in 1976 without a job to go to, she decides to help her mother save her large and impractical country property in the wilds of rural Dorset by trying her hand at self-sufficiency. Ma is just a tad eccentric, though, and Maisie has no clue about farming. Her efforts are thwarted at quite a few turns by a flock of willful sheep, a dotty aunt, a charming but ineffective boyfriend and a swarthy, but highly desirable agricultural auctioneer. Emily, the ewe, runs rings round her while Ma drifts in and out of the scene in an ancient wedding dress, causing havoc in Maisie's attempts to sort out her personal as well as her agricultural problems.
Review
This is without a doubt one of my favourite books.
There is a whole host of truly great characters and supporting characters who helped shape this wonderful story - they had me laughing out loud from the start, which is always a good sign for me.
Maisie, our heroine, armed with a hard-earned university degree decides to rather try her hand at farming, and sets out to do so with hilarious results. Her eccentric mother lives in a world of her own and thinks nothing of wearing her ancient wedding dress to help mend fences on the farm or to wear her moth eaten cocktail dresses or ball gowns around the house. I adored her.
Maisie’s photographer boyfriend started off as quite a bland character, but he is proof that if you hang around people who are eccentric, or even just slightly eccentric, it may just rub off on you. He is as clueless as Maisie is about farming and doesn’t show much interest, but between the two of them they came up with the most bizarre schemes - one involving runaway sheep was very funny :)
What is a farm without animals? This farm had the best animals ever. There is Emily, the ewe - who was constantly scheming and leading everyone else astray, to Wellington the charming little ram - who rammed, and Miss Gee, the goose - who terrorised everyone. There was enough craziness on this farm to keep you entertained forever.
This was an excellent read, and is one of those books that will stay with me for a very long time. Great characters and great story. I loved it.










