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[saint-movedarchive]

happy mutation day <3

[googleimagefinds]

images found while on google images ©

[googleimagefinds]

i think its important that you guys know these pics are from a quake lan party in 1999

[dontlickfrogs-deactivated202204]

me, upon finding out the infamous furby seller who scammed me when i was 14 and told everyone i was "too unaware to know if i was scammed or not" because i have autism NOW RUNS A DATING CULT:

[tarotfurbyandchill]

listen i’m not the kind of person who likes to engage in drama but just this once...op...if you are comfortable...i am begging you to divulge more information

[spiribia]

i love werewolves. growing up as a kid i felt like something sickly and beastly masquerading as a human girl and i was mortified by it. now, i think a lot of my issues could be resolved by the ability to morph into a large dog

[eightw]

i see calico critters, i go wild

[originofbutts-deactivated201812]

[furbypurrs]

Guys the furby fandom is dying repost if you WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA HEE HEE HEE DAH DOO-AY

[snailqueen42]

This is Orzo Moggen.

He comes for your toenails.

[needsmoreexplosions]

I was browsing eBay for custom bait and the way this listing was worded really stuck with me for some reason.

TWO Dads

[flowerfurbs]

most vintage toy collectors: *keep their toys in an airtight, temperature-controlled container surrounded by certificates of authenticity and keep the display on pristine condition*

furblr, violently ripping open a NIB special edition: hehehe open. fubby freed

[peachifurby]

Doll collectors: these are my girls, in perfect condition, still in boxes

Furby collectors: this is Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez and i ripped his skin off

[furbypurrs]

I am the CEO of furbys

[aesthetspaghet]

SHE'S HERE, SHE'S QUEER, SHE FILLS HOMOPHOBES WITH FEAR!!!

Welcome to the world Pandora Prudence von Strudel-udel 💞

Be nice to her, she's a shy girl and cries easily.

Sorry for the awful quality, my house gets really dark and it makes taking pictures a nightmare

[crayfishcoffee]

“Statement of Griffin McElroy, regarding his discovery of an item described as a ‘clown box,’ and the following disappearance of a high school student. Statement begins.”

[mysharona1987]

[archivebottles]

tfw you and your friend are insufferable to work with bc you wont stop calling each other for every little thing

bonus:

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

people say the Magnus Archives isn’t funny but then what do you call the bit in “First Hunt” when an old man tells a harrowing story of his friend being murdered by a werewolf that proceeded to hunt the old man for sport for hours only for Jon to say “that’s nice but it happened in America so that’s really not my problem, is it?”

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and what do you call the end of “Blood Bag” when, after hearing about a man dying on the spot after being set up by a swarm of innumerable paranormal mosquitoes, Jonathan’s entire response is “personally I hate mosquitoes and cannot believe this idiot was trying to deal with them nonlethally. 0 sympathy from me sir.”