sad bruja who is wasting her time in grad school

24. she/her. storyteller. [hasta to creo dueña del universo. ~p.n.]

[ernoji]

stop shaming people who drink milk you bullies

[ernoji]

our bones may be strong but our hearts are not

[cuteanimalsaww]

[fauxfable]

it’s the ciiircle of liiife…

[amusementforme]

#nO #WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS SPHERE

[psilocyboi]

Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way

[mewcandy-deactivated20160917]

I literally wore the same shirt today because of this

[psilocyboi]

Me too lmao. I love ur smell

[mattsturbator]

Can y'all use the new message system.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

THERE'S A FROG IN MY ROOM WHAT

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

SIR THIS IS THE SECOND FLOOR

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I'M DRUNK I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HIM HOW DID HE GET HERE WHAT DO I DO I'M NOT CAPABLE OF PROTECTING HIMMMMM

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

You know, I'm a city girl so I'm usually scared of any wildlife but he's actually pretty cute. I'm gonna call him Charlie

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Charlie and I are already the best of friends I gave him a McDonald's coupon because what if he's hungry

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

He needs to spice up the look if we're gonna be friends I'm helping him out with some band merch

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I was worried about Charlie being dead but he started jumping and he jumped on my bass. I knew Charlie was a punk rock icon

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I opened the window so Charlie could be free and he's approaching it now. Looks like it's time for us to part.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

So I'm sober now and I almost had a fucking heart attack when I went to get my wallet

[mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti]

I love that I’ve had some of the same mutuals for like over 5 years and we never so much as exchanged a single dm.....the amount of mutual respect.....

[jacobuy]

I love you(r dog)

[fulllblownrose-blog]

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

[fwizard]

whats another word for the word word

[ectogeologist]

why have you done this

[theconcealedweapon]

They're purposely giving bad advice that either won't work or is not even doable. Their goal is to hate while appearing to help, not to genuinely help.

[bisexualgambit]

[persimmon444-deactivated2021052]

*passes away*

[everythingfox]

Texas kitten in snow

(via)

[justarandomgi]

[expiredpersona]

[medranochav]

PERCHED💅🏼

[somewhereinthedetails217]

We should all be in fear of anyone strong enough to balance and literally support their entire mass in that pose on tiptoes.

[dr-gloom]

She ain’t even wearing a decent heel support like the lady behind her. No, this queen is wearing goddamn stilettos. You know how hard it is to walk in stilettos, let alone balance your weight on one foot? And she’s doing more than that, she’s literally resting all her weight on that foot. This is insane, she could kick all of our asses.

[studying-inwonderland]

Shes smiling.

[wickedwonderlandd]

She knows the power she wields

[wastedpotentialsblog]

[ahagisborn]

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thelovelylights]

Noah Centineo being the new face of the ‘soft and kind jock bro’ in the revival of the rom coms is big dick energy