patron saint of shooting stars

[dailyaustinabrams]

Austin Abrams for Numéro Magazine Photographed by Mekhi Turner

[inbred-eater]

oh that’s so cunt

[bonivers]

i love you imperfect teeth. veneers u r Nothing.

[gothdolphin-deactivated20190409]

me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.

[regrettablyjake]

It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s

[baddywronglegs]

Around 1% of Catholics are severely allergic to Jesus

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

i love how they arent even arguing that someone with celiacs should just eat the bread. they acknowledge they shouldnt! they just also feel the need to state it Is jesus, and even if jesus doesnt contain gluten, he sure damn acts like it. for some reason

[orphetoon]

go watch project hail mary NOW!!

[soundgrammar]

John Waters at No Kings rally in Provincetown March 28, 2026. Photo by Peter Toro.

[enidsinclair]

looks like they put the reviews up early. yeah, or is that the suggestion box?

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

[komsomolka]

The Life of A Perpetual Victim (Taylor's Version) — Back Burner Studios

get her ass

[depsidase]

[celery-juice]

if youve seen me reblogging a lot of taylor swift hate, know that i dont have any particular vitriol for her, ive just been feeling like a hater recently

[morguesiren]

[shitswiftiessay]

imagine being that fucking rich and that fucking careless.

[tevaselmundogiraalreves]

[unreleasedmochi]

charli: i feel insecure around this successful white woman, who’s likeable, commercially huge and beautiful by all average western standards. this is all a me problem, but it’s impacting my mental health and it’s killing me that if i tried, i could never be like her. this experience is so deeply rooted in misogyny, to the point where my partner (a cis man) doesn’t even get it. i’m trying to separate myself from her and i don’t want to be in close proximity to her daily cause this insecurity makes me feel embarrassed and this back and forth in my head is tearing me apart

taylor, over a year later, for some reason: you’re a chihuahua on coke, you must be in love with me or something, and it makes me wet to know i live in your head, but like, i’m unbothered

[segamascott]

[space-blue]

Prometheus text post memes, David 8 focused because we all know he's the real protagonist here. Covenant memes here