YOU MADE A REAL WRONG TURN BACK THERE

My name's Furi unless you ask. Black 20-smth artist. On this blog, we post nothing Please message me, This place drains life.

[innumerable-voices]

1 in 5 people are probably plural

5 in 1 person is definitely plural

[innumerable-voices]

Top contender for my dumbest post ever

[bowserwife]

my biologically 22 year old transgender daughter, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAAA......RRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!

me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years

the angel chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: do u guys think these are like actual buttermilk pancakes or is it just a marketing term

[howlingmists]

Eh fuck it, have off season wolf tummy.

This was immediately after eating two burgers and a big grilled potato.

[howlingmists]

Rebog for tummy Tuesday!!!!!

@shegayonmygirl @lxladies

I just know those two want to be tagged in these so yeagh

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[renthony]

It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.

[xensilverquill]

if 90% or more of your OC's look like they could star in a vivziepop production, i'm going to start poking you out of your comfort-zone with a pointy stick covered in angry fire ants

[miyoria]

duckduckgo fuck yourself

[miyoria]

trying to search for like the one thing that treats us like any other girl for once!! only to be met with a reminder that we are considered a porn category first. it makes me so very sad and upset.

[miyoria]

(via @transfem-tomgirl)

imagining a world like this is the first step in making it real. i want to see a world like this become real in my lifetime because tgirls deserve to be girls when they are young.

[apjvff]

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

[crowboy-bebop]

2013 is coming… let’s show each other some kindness…

[prokopetz]

Perhaps an odd question, but what's the strangest combination of game genres that you've experienced in the wild?

I'm not sure it's the weirdest, per se, but one that's always stuck with me is this one educational title I played as a kid that was like a choose-your-own-adventure novel crossbred with a 4X strategy game, at two wildly different scales. You'd follow the narrative of the player character's life, and periodically you'd be asked to make some sort of lifestyle choice; after each choice, the game would "zoom in" to the interior of the player character's body, and you'd play a single round of a turn-based strategy game where you'd deploy various types of immune cells to combat invading armies of pathogens, with the resources available to you influenced by the lifestyle choice you'd just made. I'm not sure what the actual story was, because the turn-based strategy layer was so cryptic and poorly balanced that I never survived more than half a dozen turns before dying of strep throat or genital herpes or something.

(I know somebody in the notes is going to say "that's just Osmosis Jones", but a. the immune cells and diseases were not at all anthropomorphised, and b. this was the mid 1990s, so at least half a decade before Osmosis Jones came out!)

[hemipenal-system]

the way many people who aren't transfem talk about harry potter i'm gonna be honest i expected the books to suck you off and put three thousand dollars in your bank account or something

[hemipenal-system]

my feelings on harry potter, concisely

[slutty-d1saster]

*With dogshit worldbuilding that falls apart under any further scrutiny

[hemipenal-system]

yeah, i'm not sure there's a possible watsonian or doylist explanation for whatever this is, that isn't dripping with Great British Racism

[sakutarousadventure]

[no1snoopyfan]

[video description: an edited clip of prince humperdink from the princess bride. a fanfare plays before he makes an announcement to a crowd of people.

humperdink: "my people. [pause] among us."

[the crowd cheers]

humperdink: "sus."

[the crowd cheers again]

/end id]

[tallsuperstar]

Breaking my several year harry potter silence just to say that in the Apollo Justice Trilogy, they removed the harry potter reference they originally had in the game. Which means that if you still consume hp content and talk about it, you are doing worse than fucking capcom

[tallsuperstar]

@endigolikesarson In the original, for the running joke regarding Valant and doors, Apollo calls Valant a muggle

While in the remaster, he says this which is way funnier even without the baggage

[tallsuperstar]

Everyone reblogging this post saying stuff like "they probably changed it because of copyright/dated reference" NEEDS to know that 1. There are multiple references to Doctor Who and Star Trek and a character probably named after someone from Battlestar Galactica of all things and 2. The lead writer for the localization stuff with Ace Attorney uses they/them pronouns.

[thelensart]

this is doing numbers on bsky you people are dogs

[ellarosavasori]

They should be dogs too

[silviacrossdresser]

Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932:

[squeakitties]

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[moponpompom]

you have to know that kink culture and kink community is not very well represented on reddit at all it’s really not like that at all

[butchorder]

Bar top desire, by The Butch Order