[zobb]

cry me a lake by justin timberriver

[gumi-megpoidd]

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

[scarabies-real]

Realizing the depression is not seasonal is like: Wow! What a beautiful flower! The birds are singing! I sure do love spring! I think I am fundamentally unlovable as a person.

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[cruel-hiraeth]

thinking with my pussy? call that cuntemplation

[thecoolerwinter1234lo]

this fanfiction shit easy af

[firelorcl]

nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[mindacracka]

let's get whittled down to nothing together

[puppygirldick]

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

[ceruleanheaven]

if im killing myself and youre killing yourself then who tf is gonna write the yaoi

[boycritter]

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

[dioptre-hertz]

nosferatu (2024) is so fucking funny. they did this joke twice

[hidinhaydn]

"I wonder how Thomas is doing"

Thomas:

[maykitz]

i had a dream there was nuclear site-wide discourse on here over a post that was like "if youre sucking a blonde man's cock youre sucking on a clitoris 🗣" it was so real i feel like im still there

[labgrownmeat]

sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

Big hit in the job-seeking-19-year-old community

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

"I should kill myself": self-serving, reactionary

"we should all kill ourselves": building community and connection, ideologically correct