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honorary slav. mostly reblogs. sometimes I post about food and my personal food issues. I don't use cw tags.

[nerdjpg]

Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

[3rdrealm-deactivated20200301]

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[splittingatbothends]

What doesn’t kill you makes you passively suicidal 24/7

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

[teathattast]

[segamascott]

this is honestly such a good idea

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next

[world-of-lang]

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[kosmogrl]

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

[mightbeabot]

why are my cough drops giving me grindset affirmations. I just wanna rest, man

[mightbeabot]

looking back at my own tags after several days in the hospital. ok queen

[clawmarks]

Sni︠e︡zhnai︠a︡ print︠s︡essa : skazka Gofmana - R. Gofman - 1912 - via Internet Archive

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[capacity2]

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

[elsagism]

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

come here my love *spins you around*

[capacity2]

[pmamtraveller]

Danse Macabre by Bahman Peshezkad