furyofthehobbitking

explorer of fiction and woodland. perpetually confused lesbian, might be a squirrel. it's hard to tell

[crazysodomite]

Basyas eating...

[theraphos]

@onenicebugperday please look at this giant of a man, incredible

[furyofthehobbitking]

That is one chunky boy

[theirdarlinfemme]

I want to be riding their strap when my legs give out and all I can do is whine “fuck me fffuck me fuckmefuckmefuckme” until they grab my hips and fuck meeeee

[furyofthehobbitking]

Yes please and thank you🥵

[strapvorous]

rubbing a femme's face on my bulge until she melts and turns into a whining, braindead, drooling mess

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BLEH BLEH DRACULA

TRAVELLIN' ON THE DEMETER

THINK HE CAN'T GET YA?

WELL YES HE CAN

[iconuk01]

There lived a certain man in Transylvania, He was big and strong, but had haemo-mania. Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to estate agents, he was such a lovely dear.

He could scale the castle like a lizard And said that he did not drink wine Shifting shape like some blood-drinking wizard His brides thought he was fine.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BLEH BLEH

DRACULA

SOMEWHERE IN CAPARTHIA

HE'LL HURL A WOLF RIGHT AT YOUR BEDROOM

BLEH BLEH DRACULA

MENACING THAT JOHN HARKER

HE'LL BITE YA NECK AND THEN SEAL YOUR DOOM

[furyofthehobbitking]

This is the remix I didn't know I needed

[sofiiscapitall]

and for the lady perhaps a makeout session on a butches lap

[furyofthehobbitking]

Yaaaasssss

[filmphotofranz]

[kaban-bang]

[furyofthehobbitking]

Happy pride charlie

[herpsandbirds]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 SHE GETS THE JOB DONE <3

[furyofthehobbitking]

Can I please join this work force please and tha k you

[fictiongarden]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 SOME ACTUAL GOOD NEWS <3

[furyofthehobbitking]

Women should rule the world.

[maxbegone]

GOD OF WAR: LAUFEY (dev. Santa Monica Studios)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HNNNNGGGGG

[kingofdoma]

*watches preview* It's one thing to know a character could land the god of war, and another to SEE IT IN ACTION

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SWOOOOOOOON

[asongofmeandstuff]

well I'm into it but Ragnarok is an all time fave of mine.

[furyofthehobbitking]

I need this game for reasons...gay reasons...😍🥵

[cadhla182]

Patreon Pieces for May 2026!

Nude alts up for Patrons!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I WANT IN ON THIS ORGY

[furyofthehobbitking]

Me too please and thank you👉👈🥹🥵

[cilantrhoes]

[itsbeeugaymers]

can I reblog for both?

[six-sox]

I’m reblogging for both

[furyofthehobbitking]

Reblogging to cast

[geek-ramblings]

[furyofthehobbitking]

I thi know Katy O'brien bullying me until im crying would fix at least three of my mental illnesses

[guardian-angle22]

KATY O'BRIAN in Towa Bird's music video Dog

[furyofthehobbitking]

Fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkk🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[thatwitchescat]

would actually do anything she told me to

[furyofthehobbitking]

Witchy goth mommy🥵

[oofmybad]

I LOVE MEAN WOMEN HELLO?!?!

the gasp i gusped

[furyofthehobbitking]

Hhuuuggh🥵🥵🥵

[multi-fandommaniac]

Yeah, so, we need to talk.

IBEUBSOJDUWBKWIBEUBDONEHBWOBEIBEKBEUBWKBWJ 🔥🥵🫦🔞🤤💦🧎🏼‍♀️🤰🏼HUBEINSUBWKBSUBEJWBWUBJDKNEONW

Good talk.

[furyofthehobbitking]

May I add JESUSFUCKINGCHRISTIMSOGAYPLEASESTPONME🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵