Too Fast For Freedom

My username is a spoonerism.

[ambergrief]

1993 called

[transmadotsuki]

They want anything back?

[ambergrief]

No

[joyquill]

[omuii]

kidz bop cask of amontillado

[cumdumpstiel]

what is it about pussy that needs ice. like it's a match made in heaven. even if it was in the fridge before i still pour it over ice

[cumdumpstiel]

so i meant, and fully thought i typed, pepsi

[khytal]

WHY IS THERE A LEGO AXE ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR

[ispeaktoomuch]

To protect you from the lego monsters

[khytal]

[084392]

[jthm-moved]

GET CHEESED!!!!

[joshpeck]

[liberalsarecool]

People who defend capitalism have no clue. It literally monetizes your misery.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

[thischick25]

Aw man I have like, THE BEST NEWS for you my friend

[devilishdescent]

HEY SCOOBY DOO WHAT THE FUCK

[bogleech]

the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly, but ugly enough to be humorous to him

[brucebocchi]

shaggy said booooo we hate your pussy

[zog-agent]

[ancientsstudies]

[ruinedchildhood]

[love-and-thvnder]

[ruinedchildhood]

[memewhore]

[pocketcolors]

my job in the leftist commune is to reset the microwave clock after the power goes out :)

[tothechaos]

concentrates really hard and turns all the microplastics in my body into a gift card for olive garden that has $2 on it

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

my mom: come down dinner is done me: ok my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table me:

[thebootydiaries]