[pochowek]

Me when I crawl through the thick underbrush of the local woods and come across a live unexploded landmine

[anxietyproblem]

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

[milkovicho]

when i was younger i never used to lick the yoghurt off of yoghurt lids cause i saw a documentary once and in it there were clips of bears rootling through people’s bins and in one of them a bear found a yoghurt lid and was licking the yoghurt off. i would be like “this is for the bears” and scoop a lil extra onto the lids before i put them in the bin, mum kept telling me “bears dont live here!” but i kept doing it… just in case

[pissvortex]

wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard

[groovycolorknightlawyer]

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

[pissvortex]

no thanks

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

my identity has been stolen

[long-ago-1234567890]

take bucky out of marvel and place him gently in animal crossing

[speedlimit15]

[m16s-m1911s-and-power]

Chad

[1-800-pool-boy]

this man fucks

[1dietcokeinacan]

He’s literally fucking the car in the photo!

[racial]

fat cats……………..

[deepdickpizza]

[king-garbo-deactivated20190103]

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

[loxoceleste-deactivated20210613]

me as a cowboy: Giddy up pardner! Yeehaw *makes a lasso* 

[shittypostarchive]

21/8/2018

[loxoceleste-deactivated20210613]

dude

[daddylexas-deactivated20160407]

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[kkneesockks]

[velinxi]

Stop being mean to me I’ve got eyes and I’m not afraid to cry

[alternativerockingit]

[gayboomhauer]

reblog to let him know that you love him

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

im such a slut for true crime and like i wish this website could be normal for five minutes so i could use the true crime tag to find interesting posts and not just 500 pictures of old nazi coconut head and those two uglies who shot up their school w flower crowns edited on and bizarre jeffrey dahmer fridge memes 

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me [crying]: pull the plug, doctor

doctor: no, youre not dying

me [crying harder]: please

[demilypyro]

I have never been and will never be horny on main

[governmentemployee]

- Bill Clinton’s address to congress 1998