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Icon Credit The Name's Proton now, give'em your lunch money. Crack/Serious High School AU!Proton, single ship.

[futureinmate]

Ugh why is no one ever around

[futureinmate]

energeticgroomer started following you

[futureinmate]

"Oooof course you don’t. What is your name anyways? I’m Proton"

[energeticgroomer-deactivated201]

"My name’s Shauna!"

[futureinmate]

"I guess it's nice to meet you Shauna?"

[futureinmate]

energeticgroomer started following you

[futureinmate]

"So why the hell are you in Platinum High?"

[energeticgroomer-deactivated201]

"I have no idea!"

[futureinmate]

"Oooof course you don't. What is your name anyways? I'm Proton"

[futureinmate]

energeticgroomer started following you

What? Are you a new student or somethin’?

[energeticgroomer-deactivated201]

"Hm?  I’m sure I didn’t move schools!"

[futureinmate]

"So why the hell are you in Platinum High?"

[futureinmate]

energeticgroomer started following you

What? Are you a new student or somethin'?

[futureinmate]

The strange Colress-looking man keeps talking about marriage

he’s weird

[asphyxiant-reflexion-blog]

"Oh? Are you challenging Sir Cyrus?"

[futureinmate]

"I don't know what's going on! Who the hell is Cyrus!"

[futureinmate]

The strange Colress-looking man keeps talking about marriage

he's weird

[futureinmate]

I no longer want to bang Colress

[futureinmate]

April Fools

[futureinmate]

I no longer want to bang Colress

[futureinmate]

My April Fools prank was sleeping all day

[futureinmate]

So very true, you get my company!

Oh god just fuck me

[turnaboutschool]

aint that a privilege?

do you like bacon? wanna strip?

[futureinmate]

You know it is

Hey! tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes. 

[futureinmate]

Well like I said, clearly I like impossible otherwise I’d have fucked off by now

Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? 

[turnaboutschool]

i guess that’s true. lucky me, eh?

dont ever change. just get naked

[futureinmate]

So very true, you get my company!

Oh god just fuck me

[futureinmate]

You’re impossible.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?  Because I could see myself in your pants. 

[turnaboutschool]

aww, thanks

lets have a party and ill invite your pants to come down

[futureinmate]

Well like I said, clearly I like impossible otherwise I'd have fucked off by now

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? 

[futureinmate]

Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.  That must be why I keep hanging out with you

[turnaboutschool]

whats that supposed to mean?

that outfit looks great, but id look better on you

[futureinmate]

You're impossible.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?  Because I could see myself in your pants. 

[futureinmate]

If I followed you home, would you keep me?  Maybe I like impossible things

[turnaboutschool]

dont we all?

i want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand

[futureinmate]

Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.  That must be why I keep hanging out with you

[futureinmate]

If beauty were measured in seconds, you’d be an hour!  That kind of sounds nice doesn’t it

Maybe I’m working towards that

[turnaboutschool]

mission impossible, but good luck

do you come here often or wait till you get home

[futureinmate]

If I followed you home, would you keep me?  Maybe I like impossible things

[futureinmate]

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.  Mmm, I see where there’s improvement needed

[turnaboutschool]

if people were perfect, we’d need no government, no laws, no boundaries.

i love my bed but id rather sleep in youre

[futureinmate]

If beauty were measured in seconds, you’d be an hour!  That kind of sounds nice doesn't it

Maybe I'm working towards that