The Awful Truth

I would best describe myself as an anomaly. I carry multiple dispositions but only one personality. I have the tendency to be off-putting, sometimes offensive, but all in the name of humor and good fun. I speak english and sarcasm fluently. I laugh at myself, I laugh at you, we're all equal (well, almost all of us).

[warandpeas]

Slutty Witch

[my-aesthetic-vibes]

All Cats Are Beautiful

[muppetlesbian]

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

And then one time when the show got canceled…

and then when it came back..

[openthehellmouth]

you’re missing my favorite one though

[teeny-tiny-taurus]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[tenshi-cat]

[lesliasonsdemarieantoinette]

“Gleaming Mermaid” Astrid Bergès-Frisbey by Ellen Vonwerth for Vogue Italia. A beautiful photoshoot featuring amazing haute couture from Chanel, Dior, Valentino, Atelier Versace, Giambattista Valli and Armani Privé. Above, Astrid wears Chanel haute couture. 

[theirfuneral]

[smfih]

[j7eternal-deactivated20180402]

THIS!!!!!!!

[liloloveyou024]

I think Bo Burnham put it best

(From God’s Perspective (x))

[totalrecallvintage]

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

Grunkle Stan wanted to be good for something 

But he helped stopped Robbie from brainwashing Wendy

He rescued Waddles from the pterodactyl

He gave Dipper the key to stopping Bill 

He proved to everybody that Gideon was a fraud 

He saved the kids from the zombies 

He made a balloon that would lead to defeating the love god

He saved his brother from the portal 

He used his gum trick to save Dipper and Ford

He’s a hero to the kids 

He sacrificed his memories to save everybody

And is an idol to Soos 

Looks like he was good for something after all :*)

[marlene]

sigh.

[trashkingpit]

This needs more notes ._.

[thelaststarbunny]

Here I am reblogging this from myself because I think everyone who breathes needs to see it and MAKE IT STOP.

[thebluthcompany]

[catchymemes]

Little cultural differences

[damsellover]

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1921)