Bitch I'm The Queen

Sometimes I like stuff. Sometimes I like things. Right now I'm pretty into Moana

[frawgs]

so when are the residents going to stop being evil?

[2man222]

[hexthelex-deactivated20230815]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[champagnemanagement]

[rendezvousrawmen]

[hime-fleabag]

IN THIS HOUSE

WE LOVE AND RESPECT

TOM NOOK

[wearejustvisiting]

He’s also not a landlord in the traditional sense; He doesn’t buy already established properties. 

He builds them. 

Tom Nook isn’t a landlord, he’s a housing provider who sells you homes at cost with zero interest loans and no down payment. 

[franzkafkagf]

[voulezlou-deactivated20240917]

BDG really new what quarantine would be like back in 2018

[babyangel-jpg]

Walk in the door and they’re like “oh pretty girl with a chemical imbalance in her brain let’s hate on her”

[karazrel]

bonus:

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

male? female? oh dear lord no, I identify as a problem.

[sabertoothwalrus]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[callmedaddy-42]

[artissijamm]

HERE’S THE DUCKS.

[blueinaseaofred]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oomshi]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nonasuch]

me, helping a little girl pick out a locket at the shop: do you usually like to wear goldtone or silvertone?

little girl: I like silver because of Artemis, the goddess of the moon and the hunt and also she’s a warrior and she never got married.

me, internally: never let the world change you

[strifebuddies-deactivated202211]

Me a week after March 20th

[mr-mustache-penis]

taika waititi would not be afraid of using “toxic” by britney spears during a fight scene

[mr-mustache-penis]

oscar winner taika waititi would not be afraid of using “toxic” by britney spears during a fight scene

[petalstofish-deactivated2022041]

[meangirlnurse]

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

[meangirlnurse]

the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience 

[meangirlnurse]

#your girlfriend is a moronsexual op

please don’t call my girlfriend a moron :( 

[meangirlnurse]

wait