futurisi

the sky is blue and pretty and i am sick and tired

[theproblematicblogger]

I want my funeral to be nothing but cotton eyed joe playing on repeat for the entire ceremony because if I’m in hell then y’all are going to be in hell too. 

[awwww-cute]

He’s happy about his new hat

[hey-its-smirf]

[lyndamtovar]

[poetic]

was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

[mmmwhatchabrayyy]

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

[futurisi]

*sighs for like 500 fucking years*

[theniftyfifties]

[bioshockalacka-deactivated20150]

"Only on [system I don’t have]!"

[tatyanamorena]

I will teach my daughter so much self love

[futurisi]

me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"

me: *throws shade 24/7*

me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*

me: *is overdramatic*

me: *is a major asshole*

me: *complains about everything*

[theirs-deactivated20140714]

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

[virguin]

when your friends don’t invite you to the party

[hayguala]

when you see ur squad while you out with your parents

[lexislost]

I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

i didn’t understand the hype about wearing leggings as pants until i started wearing leggings as pants and now there’s no going back

[valkyriesdottir]