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frodo at bilbo's party is being such a good sport. no one acknowledges that it's also his birthday. his gay crush is flirting with someone else .heterosexually. the only gift he receives in honor of coming of age is the incarnation of evil. and then his uncle leaves forever without saying goodbye! and he doesn't even get to bitch about it with gandalf afterwards because he leaves immediately too! worst birthday EVER alert

toastbutteregg

rumpledspinster

When I was young I had this book called people who work at night and as a little kid it was really comforting to know that there were people awake while I was asleep (especially bakers for some reason).

the-zenith-calls

is this anything

seasonofhorror

ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK

1988, dir. James Signorelli

snowangelsoul

@moonbeam-stars

in-libris-liberta-s-deactivated

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

iamnmbr3

btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great.

ovenroastedtwerkey

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

elodieunderglass

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

charlesoberonn

Sci-fi: Credits?

Fantasy: Gold pieces. Quests?

Sci-fi: Missions. Bounty hunters?

Fantasy: Sellswords. Magic?

Sci-fi: *sigh* Science.

Sci-fi: . . . Crystals?

Fantasy: Crystals!

Sci-fi: Crystals!

Both: ♪ Crystals! Crystals! Crystals! ♫

technofeudalism

The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

A declassified World War II-era government guide to “simple sabotage” is currently one of the most popular open source books on the internet. The book, called “Simple Sabotage Field Manual,” was declassified in 2008 by the CIA and “describes ways to train normal people to be purposefully annoying telephone operators, dysfunctional train conductors, befuddling middle managers, blundering factory workers, unruly movie theater patrons, and so on. In other words, teaching people to do their jobs badly.” Over the last week, the guide has surged to become the 5th-most-accessed book on Project Gutenberg, an open source repository of free and public domain ebooks. It is also the fifth most popular ebook on the site over the last 30 days, having been accessed nearly 60,000 times over the last month (just behind Romeo and Juliet).

Link to the Guide at Project Gutenberg can be found here

A Wikisource entry can be found here.

Mirrors can be found here, here, here, here and here.

breelandwalker

Gosh it would be a shame if this got even MORE visibility.

Whoops my cursor slipped.

the-haiku-bot

Gosh it would be a

shame if this got even MORE

visibility.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

sailermoon

be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

sailermoon

l-amouur

suigintou

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

sometiktoksarevalid

iwilleatyourenglish

i think it's actually really horrifying and detrimental that it's considered socially unacceptable to tell parents when they are making mistakes while raising their kids

hadesisqueer

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

dunmertitty

“no, trust me, bro. they’re really going out of style this time. i promise.”

fujikosouvenir

ダーティペア Dirty Pair illustrated by Yoshikazu Yasuhiko

vegetapsycho

What was your favorite DBZ art style of your fave character?

There is something very attractive

about the way they drew em’ in the Kid Buu Saga

Vegeta specifically

I mean wow

I know DBS is newer and crisper and all but where are his goddamn muscles

and when you step back and reminisce back from the Saiyan Saga you think

hot dayum

when did you get so attractive

queenandherprince

Yeah he just suddenly got super hot and gorgeous(and a bit taller) after Toriyama decided to make him the second most important character in the manga.😂 Vegeta has different looks every saga tho. He’s really cute at the end of Frieza saga. Cell saga Vegeta is handsome too. All better than modern days Vegeta IMO.

vegetapsycho

IKR!!! Although today I am only just thankful for the DBS revival, DBZ Buu Saga Vegeta was drawn in such a way thats so important because his change in appearance coincided with the climax of his character development. And for me DBZs art style truly peaked in those seasons too.

No offense but throughout the earlier Saiyan/Namek sagas he was a salty little troll doll with a wide forehead and an annoying napoleon complex that didnt really appeal to me at first. Not saying that he wasnt ‘handsome’(psh) in prev sagas ( Cell Saga Post hyperbolic-timechamber Vegeta was attractive but he was a total dick lol). But when he finally came through with his sacrifice as Majin Vegeta, my eyes truly opened for the first time to how mothafucking HANDSOME he was.

queenandherprince

LOL I fell in love with this character at first sight can u believe this!! Even some of my female friends back then watching dbz saiyan saga also loved Vegeta as a character. We couldn’t tell exactly why just thought he was kinda charming. I think that’s why Toriyama kept him though ‘cause lots of people were drawn to him for no reason the moment he appeared on screen which made him really popular already in saiyan saga.(In 2013 Toriyama said he didn’t expect a guy with that kind of hair would become popular at first place LMAO) I first thought he was just a typical villain that would soon get killed off I even felt pity for him, so when I found out he was alive and later on got married to Bulma I was thrilled! I knew I’m not the only one with a weird taste.XD For me Vegeta is an attractive character all the way through, especially Buu saga of course. ^ ^ Now that I think of it he’s really one of the most successful characters in ALL ANIME HISTORY. THANK TORIYAMA FOR NOT KILLING HIM OFF. ;D