[bitchycode]

someone: *hurts me very bad*

me: i don’t deserve this. i need to remove toxic people from my life

them: hey sorry for that thing

me: hey!!! u know what it’s okay!! do it again if u need to! 💘💖💗💓💞💝💟💘💖💗💓💞💝

[innsmouthconsul]

When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU.“ 

[bone-shy-deactivated20150412]

The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window.

[broccoliveins]

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

[liza-not-lisa-deactivated202401]

There are probably kids on this website who are so fucking young they’ve never seen these in the wild

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

tiny doomcookie 90′s me refused to change it from the creepy house. i liked space and mazes well enough, but creepy house

[boyznmotionvevo]

Those pipes were my childhood

[eiwilia-deactivated20210514]

I just went back 15 years ago

[tybitty93-deactivated20161117]

Our elementary schools had these screensavers. Could never pay attention to the teacher because I was hypnotized by the screensaver.

[757bg-deactivated20180207]

I remember

[suspend]

I think I like you too much to the point where just seeing your name on random places makes me smile.

3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[akitron]

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

The tenth Fast and Furious movie should be called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

[blackpyrefly]

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

me: *receives nonsense information from a dream*

me: this is hidden knowledge only i am privy to

[ghostbongweedofthesamurai-deact]

its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest

[just-shower-thoughts]

I just want to be “buy stuff for my hobby and not feel guilty” rich.

[adhighdefinition]

somebody: so what do u like to do for fun? :)

me, very used to being mocked for my interests: ha ha, i dunno, i don’t do anything. Ever

[adhighdefinition]

it’s disturbing how fast this is getting more and more notes but i’m not surprised, sadly

[pickleston]

[hirxeth]

[serious]

So plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.

Veronica A. Shoffstall 

today’s mantra

(via serious)

[certasluas]

[angel--cat]