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— Andrea Gibson - “Orlando”
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“Life, it’s like funeral practice: half of us already dead to our families before we die, half of us on our knees still trying to crawl into the family photo.”
— Andrea Gibson - “Orlando”
Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.
Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.
hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof
I’ve never seen anything so accurate though
i love girls. theyre so sweet and kind they always have a painkiller or a chewing gum when u need one, they always give u a bite of whatever theyre eating, they hug u when ur cold, they hold ur hand so u dont get lost in the crowd. angels
idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time
date a boy who’s extremely savage but is always careful with how he talks to you bc he knows you’re sensitive
me @ gates of heaven: i mean i wasn’t even that bad tho
god: *pulls out receipts*
god: sweetie :)
I ghostwrote this
so wholesome 😊
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Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.
Y'all ever heard of a tax refund
last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.
I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.
Charlie Chaplin in a letter to his daughter, Geraldine (via liebeficktunsalle)