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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

if i look back, i am lost
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@fuxkjosh
Project
I’m doing a little project to see how much £2 can get you in various countries across the world, to see what local currencies can get you. Currently, £2 can get me either 2 Thunderball tickets, a Cheeseburger and a 1.5 litre bottle of Dr. Pepper, 200 penny sweets, or 6 books at the local charity shop. At the time of typing, £2 is worth $2.82, 2.28 Euros and 296 Yen.
okay but if you microwave these guys..
When you try anal for the first time…
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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today on satan makes a blog post
Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, you’re insurance will pay for it.
@911, I’d like to report someone encouraging insurance fraud.
“Are you ready for exams?”
How long have you had a tumblr?
Ages
Project
I’m doing a little project to see how much £2 can get you in various countries across the world, to see what local currencies can get you. Currently, £2 can get me either 2 Thunderball tickets, a Cheeseburger and a 1.5 litre bottle of Dr. Pepper, 200 penny sweets, or 6 books at the local charity shop. At the time of typing, £2 is worth $2.82, 2.28 Euros and 296 Yen.
my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature
He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants
So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.
Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.
Chaotic Good Boy
This is HILARIOUS
Cheapskate Challenge
I’m going to see next Thursday what I can do for £1 ($1.32) in a day, including food, drinks, entertainment and travel. Seems pretty cheap right? But at the end of the day it will show countless people you can do stuff for fun on the cheap. I will be using food and drinks I already have in the fridge at home to save me buying food and I will also most likely either end up staying at home or walking down the canal to the town centre to look at the museums and stuff. Everyone can try it, it will certainly help people realise they can do stuff for less.
Welcome to Britain, where you can buy a 2 bedroom house for less than going to University.
Welcome to Britain…
if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.
LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS
Step up your game, Olive Garden.
this
*sees a dog*
me: holy shit