The Modern Epimetheutic Diogenes

Hey, Eldridge here. 17 years old. I'm just a normal person who somehow sees things differently. I like writing stuff and eating bacon. Oh, and I'm a top-notch procrastinato

[tamamita]

When someone uses “x3″ unironically

[toffany]

comic

[soymuerto]

[randomyelly]

Nisekoi 223: Srsly Claude? and OMFG RURIIIIII!!!!!

I don’t need a gif for this, the next page perfectly mirrored my reaction

[slightmood]

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

[slightmood]

“it’s not fai-”

me:

[bransrath]

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

[slightmood]

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

[reasonableshirts-deactivated201]

[hotpoultrywings]

This is why they remade Spiderman.

[fuckyeahscottpilgrimcomic]

[fuckyeahscottpilgrimcomic]

[thisoneshade]

[lizzystewartillustration]

An Illustration for the New York Times.

[exoticarmy127]

I wrote a love letter for my crush’s crush before. Said crush loved it they almost got together.

[wnq-writers]

25 THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND IF YOU WANT TO WRITE A BOOK

Most of us would write a book if we thought ourselves competent enough and had less fear. There is nothing more fulfilling and gratifying than seeing your name in print or in a bookstore. For a special few of us, this is a dream and for others this is an interest. If you love writing poetry, short-fiction or aspire to be the next great literary master, we invite you to look at these points before you begin.

Keep reading

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

“Party Cannon”?

[daggers-drawn]

TBH, Party Cannon has some good marketing.

[orangecitrusring]

Tag yourself I’m Ļ̢͓̥̝̹̯̺̭̅̓̈̋͡ó̡̢̭̗̎̽̀b͙͚̦̩̍s̢̪̪͉̘͛͑ͣ̉̒͌̾t̞ͯ̊̓ͭ̇͜e̟̜̩̔͆̏ͦ̀̐̆̾͠r̤̙̙̮͖͕̄̌̈́͟͝ ͊̓ͣ̎͏̧̼̫͈̟͡S̸͔͎̟̲̼̜͕ͬ̔̂͛̉͠l͆̍ͦ̂ͤ͗ͬ̅̚҉͉ȃ̜̗̰̻̬ͥ̀̋̒͟ü̵̹̲̭̖͇̤̜̣ͮ̆͒͋̿͘͞g̡͈̭ͭͤͮ̂ͪ̾̕͝h̝͈ͨ̀͡t̷̠̟̝̬̺̭͂ͨ̆͆ͨ̃ͬͤͦe̘͔̪ͮ̑̈́̄̓̉ͬ͂͝ȓ͎͕̥̝̬͎̝́ͭ̾̒͗ͧ

[eatmycolors]

LOL @sainster

[yamino]

Is Party Canon Pinkie Pie’s black metal band?

[opinions-about-tiaras]

Party Canon is the official biopic of Party Cannon, Pinkie Pie’s ground-breaking joycore black metal band.

[thursday]

The Breakfast Club | Gravity Falls

[best-of-memes]

[tekkire]

Things that would make a better president than Donald Trump:

Tubbs the Cat