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Cían | 25 | he/him | minors dni | Kurt Wagner's First Husband and Logan Howlett's Second Husband

[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

[missouriangothic]

[furbearingbrick]

[wolfythewitch]

all all all

[anakindoodles]

Don't cry for your brothers, it's their blood on your hands

(Please click for better quality!)

[tivvzz]

pretty boy

[chikuwashika]

[herblinz]

Better Look Me in the Eye

Late night emo (or shall i say, emaul—) feelings. Also would love to make this into a stamp one day. Or a tattoo.

(Yes i started with an ✨ anime maul ✨ )

[dimsunstuff]

I'm calling this one Stolen Revenge

I'm not exaggerating when I say I had this piece in my head for two months (ever since I read the 2000 Darth Maul comic). I can't believe I actually pulled it off.

[korbinmoon]

Ughhh that guy!!!!

[chikuwashika]

[anexperimentallife]

I know I've mentioned this before, but if your crush is autistic (or suspected), you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them you have a crush on them. And if your way of telling them is inviting them somewhere as a date, you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them it's supposed to be a date.

The only reason I am married to my wife now is that in 2018 she straight up told me she had a crush on me and wanted to be my girlfriend.

[invisible-goats]

Seconding. I didn't realise spouse had been flirting with me AFTER A SOLID WEEK OF TALKING ONLINE NON-STOP when they explicitly asked if I wanted to go on a date

[bippysaurus-rex]

One of my ex’s didn’t realize I had a thing for him after I whipped off my top, revealing a lacy hot pink see through bra and sat on his lap flirting for half an hour. His eyes never went below my nose. I sighed, took that as rejection, and moved off and said “oh, I had such a crush on you.”

He was genuinely shocked. He thought his crush was unrequited and was trying to be a gentleman. I thought half naked lap grinding was an impossible to miss signal.

If you have a neurodivergent baddie you wanna bang your only option is to yell “I CHOOSE YOU PICACHU”

[a-crow-dont-know-the-smell-of-co]

Remember: this is NOT only if you want to bang

if you want to not have sex but still want to smooch PLEASE clarify that

PLEASE!!!!!!

[the-haiku-bot]

if you want to not

have sex but still want to smooch

PLEASE clarify that

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kat4884]

the gooners

they’re everywhere

[felixcloud6288]

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

[quadtator-lawful-evil]

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

[bananapudding752]

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

[felixcloud6288]

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t g t’ at' gt . t t at a a ' gt t . ta t a a, a t ac a a g . a tt. gt a g. ta. t a . gt ?

Closest match: Oeneis jutta genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Jutta Arctic

(image source)

[felixcloud6288]

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

[pfaugh]

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

[hraeiou]

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[sludgewizard666]

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

some others i found in the notes

[ninjakittycomics]

When you find yourself in a loop, ask yourself which one of these applies?

(also i love all the fun translations Tumblr has made)

[the-haiku-bot]

When you find yourself

in a loop, ask yourself which

one of these applies?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[michaelormewood]

Those About to Die as Text Posts 1/?

[antirpg]

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

[ofide]

good lord

[lifeofcynch]

[ghostaquarius]

[normal-horoscopes]

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

[vonlipvig]

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

[xek-xek]

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

[arirna]

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

[esoanem]

[judgejudyofficial]

topical :/

[goldcrescent]

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

[animefacialrecognitionsoftware01]

Me shouting at my rash ointment

great post everyone

[kowsheennya]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[no-one-offical]

‎

[aceal0tl]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[eightfifteen]

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

[plutojester]

[doingthewritethings]

my friend briar and i lovingly call this one ‘therapy speak joker’ and it almost caused her to drop biological samples one time

[dizzyghoast]

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

[teaboot]

Would you be comfortable with me sharing the story of how I got these scars

[germanich]

Gifts for the elder brother. The Father's favorite child.