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Bob held Felix close, gaze lost in the shining orbs of his blue eyes. Felix returned the stare, running his fingers gently through Bob's short hair. As Bob slowly leaned forward for a kiss, he stilled just inches away from his lips and asked in a voice soft and low "Can I, Fix-It?" A small grin spread across Felix's face and he replied in a slightly breathless whisper "Yes, you can."

#bob the builder #fix it felix #crack ship #new otp

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......

Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'

Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.

Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...

Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.

A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.

Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.

PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.

Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.

Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.

Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.

Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.

Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.

An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere

Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.

Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.

Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?

Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.

Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.

Dwarves: You had two cows but now they're on fire.

Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.

Cows: The shit you go through.

This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

#you have two cows

turntechredhead

pm is big pimpin’ by Luzerna

#homestuck

Bet you'll never guess this one, hehehe! Magic Bunny Bear

#hetalia #hetabears #aph england #aph britain #magic bunny bear #flying mint bunny #my art #FFCP Funshine

I was also a little conflicted with this one but then it made so much sense. Japan and his "fancy tuna" = Sushi Bear

#hetalia #hetabears #aph japan #sushi bear #mochi japan #my art #FFCP Funshine

Bird Bear's younger brother, Beer Bear

#hetalia #hetabears #aph germany #beer bear #my art #FFCP Funshine

Yes, I made China a Care Bear Cousin. I just was really torn between the idea of a panda or hello kitty for his tummy symbol. So I thought why not try to have both? Here is Panda Cat, aru!

#hetalia #hetabears #hetabears cousins #aph china #panda cat #my art #FFCP Funshine

I think we all know who this cutie is! Here's my Sunflower Bear

#hetalia #hetabears #aph russia #sunflower bear #my art #FFCP Funshine

The sign of becoming an adult is not your parents no longer buying you a Happy Meal. Its you being old enough to make money and buy as many Happy Meals as you want.

Ok, this one just screamed awesome before I even got started! I took one look and knew it would fit the bill exactly. Bird Bear is one of my faves so far...

#hetalia #hetabears #aph prussia #aph gilbird #my art #FFCP Funshine #bird bear

Here's Rose Bear! This one was a real sweet heart, didn't give me any trouble at all! He deserves some chocolates for his marvelous cooperation!

#hetalia #hetabears #aph france #rose bear #my art #FFCP Funshine

Ok, #2 in my HetaBears series: Pizza Bear! Figures that the twin of Pasta Bear would give me grief too, the lil snot. His curl just didn't want to get with the program... Anyway, I am super happy with how he turned out. I even threw in the tummy symbol thing up there for the heck of it. Enjoy!

#hetalia #hetabears #tomato #pizza bear #my art #FFCP Funshine #aph romano

Here's the first in a series I'm working on: HetaBears! So far, this little guy was the most time consuming, believe it or not! Anyway, I give you Pasta Bear!

#hetalia #hetabears #care bears #aph italy #pasta #my art #pasta bear #FFCP Funshine

ikimaru

got this done at last i’msrghs just take i t

here’s some headcanonss

all mers are more or less magic and can have special abilities of different kinds, also if they really want to go on land and live as humans for whatever reason they can learn to morph their tails into legs for a short while, but if they spend too much time as humans that’s not reversible anymore uvu

there are some humanoid fish people living in the sea, they’re a bit smaller than mers and Vriska likes to hunt them at times because she’s a lil shit

and then they have some sort of attack/defense mode (or also if they go into really deep sea) where they are a bit more monster-like and the markings on their bodies become glowy 8’)

the last pic is Sollux btw and the first one is Terezi and Karkat

(everyone not in the set is more mers or humans, I didn’t have anymore space nor patience)

also what if Gamzee