This really has no focus; I just post things I like - mostly Critical Role, Avatar: TLA and LoK, Tortall, The Locked Tomb, Dungeon Meshi, and various resources for cooking, art, writing, and social justice. Age 30-something, She/Her, Queer/Bi
While the crab-eating foxās (Cerdocyon thous) name implies that crabs make up most of its diet, this canid is omnivorous and has a wide-ranging menu that changes with the seasons. It lives in parts of eastern and northern South America, where itās found in forests, savannas, shrubland, and wetlands. During the dry season, it may snack more on insects; during the wet season, it favors crustaceans.
Photo: gabriel_delasala, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist
my mom didn't believe in lying to children so when I first asked about santa claus as a small child she was like "oh santa claus is another name for a man named saint nicholas who lived a long time ago. he was a very kind and generous man and he loved giving people presents and he would do things like put presents in people's stockings when they were hung up to dry by the fire, so they would find them and be surprised. so now when we give presents at christmas it's fun to pretend saint nicholas or 'santa claus' brings them. and we hang up stockings by the fire and when we get up in the morning there are presents in them, just like if saint nicholas was still alive to bring them!"
so that thanksgiving one of my uncles said jovially "so mac, are you being good for santa claus?" and little (not quite three year old) mac looked up and raised an eyebrow and said witheringly "he's dead."
okay since I recently found out that me and literally 5 other kids in my choir had a phase where we made serious plans to run away and become a 9th penitent - is this an 8th House thing or are teens just like that
Have you ever thought of running a way to a life of silent devotion on the Ninth?
8th, considered going full heretic
8th, no wtf
not 8th, considered going full heretic
not 8th, I have no idea what you're talking about
I'm bones / marrow extract / nuance in the tags
Voting ended onMar 4, 2025
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BONE CULTISTS? ON MY HELLSITE?
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It's more likely than you think.
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i was dropping off the kids at the cohort seminar and the 2nd house recruiter saw my wheelchair and asked if I was a veteran ... like aye cap they gave me ms in the war
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she asked me what front i served at and I said "the big one". she gasped
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WHEN I CAME BACK TO FETCH THE SQUIRTS SHE HAD A VETERAN'S DISCOUNT STAMP READY FOR ME there were tears in her eyes i swear
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Why do milking stools only have 3 legsĀ
Because the cow has the udder.
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username checks out man you fell off. tf does that even mean
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fuck off back to deaddit. john has been trying to get an ARG off the ground for so long, let him cook. That ancient colour of the sky post was a banger
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TIL that weird baby blue sky post came from the bad jokes guy
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feeling so aenemic today...
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it's the year of our lord 10000, can we leave consumptioncore in the fucking dust where it belongs?! It's not cute, you're not giving Duchess of Rhodes, you're giving none of my friends want to spend time outside with me
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some sad news for y'all today. once again two of my shinglers, "pounded in the butt by the realisation that none of us will live to see a time of peace" and its sequel, "pounded in the butt by the realisation that the previous realisation must have occurred to dozens of my ancenstors and still we fight on", have been placed on the eighth house index of heresies. OH WELL! i will continue to write as long as there is one person waiting to read, and that person is ME!
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aw shucks that sucks! at least your works are in good company among other works of art on the index (or so i hear)
dude we can all look up the index. "saint of seduction" "cavaliers off the leash" "pounded in the butt by a chainsmoking saint that remains otherwise unspecified and could belong to any fictional religion"
is that the good company you're speaking off? or are you just sad you can't jerk it to pervert porn anymore
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Nice try. Among erotic works, several priceless artifacts with immense cultural and scientific value have been indexed by the Eighth. E.g. the collected letters of General Duodecim to his spouses in the year of 3097, being one of the only firsthand accounts of the establishment of the first shepherd worlds. That's so long ago they still called them colonies! It's from before the divine edict of 4001!
general duodecim was a weirdo who wrote self insert fanfic about himself getting his guts rearranged by the saint of duty TO HIS SPOUSES
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Psychometrists from the Sixth have affirmed the authenticity of the texts again and again. The Saint of Duty fucks nasty and raw, die mad about it <3
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I'm sad I can't jerk it to pervert porn anymore :(
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the good news: they're letting me go out tonight!
the bad news: it's for my great-uncle's funeral.
the secret good news: I met him twice and those were two times too many. Odious man!
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worse news: they've sat me next to Captain Deuteros I hate it here
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looooord undying she's talking about the weather. Nice yellow we're having tonight! Lemon, with a hint of cadmium - or is it cadmium with a hint of lemon?
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her shuttle journey was uneventful, if you were wondering. heaven forbid she experience two consecutive seconds of excitement.
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she saw me using necrumblr under the table and tutted at me. L-O-L!
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Maybe I should faint. I haven't fainted in ages!
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IMPORTANT UPDATE. The Crown Princess of Ida struck up a conversation with her from across the table and the captain dropped a dumpling into her lap.
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it's been five minutes. the Princess is still talking to her and the window in which she could have picked the dumpling up with minimal embarrassment has passed ages ago.
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dumplingwatch: it's still there. waiting. cooling. soaking through her trousers.
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RIP DUMPLING! The Princess is giving a speech and the captain kicked it under the table. She thinks nobody noticed
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WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER AGAIN I NEED THE CANCER TO GET ITS SHIT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW
Could I suggest a picture of Dawntreader Texas Calboy? He is a beautiful male calico cat who is a chimera. He's also somewhat controversial among some cat fancy associations since he is a male cat with female colors, and some people are strangely transphobic towards him, despite him being a cat? There was even a rule implemented to keep him from competing in a cat show. If you look up his name, he made a few news articles.
Yeah you're right about beautiful I'm squeezing him until he pops!!!!! I love this guy I think I'm going to make an edit real quickly Calboy I love you I'm so sorry people are calling you a freak??????
the people who are creeped out by "liminal spaces" on the basis that they're largely commercial spaces that aren't in use or are being used as junk storage, reminds me of that old joke about how the scariest thing a goon can imagine is a tall man in a suit
This might be a bit of a stretch, but could one go even further and say that one of the types of fears instilled by living in a capitalist society is a fear of people, places, and things that have a marked lack of economic activity?
Could that be a sort of commonality between abandoned malls, haunted houses, āliminal spaces,ā and even things like (the movie version of) high security prisons and mental hospitals? Right, those last two things are places where people are sent if they either break the (capitalist) law, or they are mentally unable to workā¦
Hey real quick under what conditions does a bustling commercial center become empty and barren?
Are malls perhaps the modern day form of an age old social institution and location?
What happens to a human development when exchange and the abundance of resources stops?
If resource availability and exchange are markers of a civilization or town's stability, then what might it mean when those things collapse?
We can talk about malls themselves but liminal spaces as a horror feature extend beyond them and generally speak to a very VERY old and rational fear of human spaces suddenly not having any humans because usually when that happens it's a sign that something bad is coming or came.
the original photo that inspired the backrooms was of a toy store that was in the middle of renovating. can you never talk down to me in this obnoxious tumblr cadence ever again
e: this is also made up pop sci nonsense lol like just shut up. dont post your gut feelings like theyre facts.
a lot of you were born into a world where the shitty wetland-bulldozing, nature reserve-razing fuckass capitalist hellcape Mall had already been built, so your father didnt take you to the unspoiled freshwater wetlands on the edge of your town late at night the day before they were going to break ground on the "mall", and your father didn't stand there with you in the soft dark and hold your hand, and tell you how to listen to the frogs and the night birds and the pebble-click calls of the little brown bats, and tell you it would be the last time either of you, or anyone, could ever stand there in that place at night and hear frogs. because of the mall. so yeah of course you think Malls Have Always Been Here. grow up
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