Types of various Tumblr posts that I've seen:
Any variation of "RANDY YOUR STICKS!!!"
"NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY/GIRL!!! DON'T GO INTO THE *INSERT THING* " "Wow das eist full of *insert thing but with a German accent!* "
General shitposting (like that one ingredience post)
People not reading @one-time-i-dreamt's url
Subcategory of general shitposting that make no sense whatsoever (DIFFERENT FROM SHITPOSTING)
"Science side of Tumblr, explain"
Subcategory of previous one that is science side putting it in baby talk/making it weird
@i-am-a-snom posts/the variations of snom posts
"NOBODY ON THIS WEBSITE CAN READ" / "Tumblr's reading comprehension is piss poor"
@pukicho posts (he's his own category, deal with it)
Someone has no idea how something works and refuses to learn
Someone doesn't know anything about this one specific topic (that one mythos post)
@writing-prompt-s post and then "that's just *insert thing* "
@badrpgideas post that's actually good "op change ur url"
@badjokesbyjeff post that's actually good "Jeff change ur url"
Subcategory of @badjokesbyjeff post that's like *insert reallyyyy bad pun* "Jeff. We've talked about this."
Headcanons and various drabbles
@haikubot-official-blog posts
"YOU'RE LISTENING TO *insert radio station* THIS AINT YOUR TYPICAL *insert thing* WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT *thing, thing, and thing* and now *insert generic song that fits the radio station* "
"GO DRINK WATER/EAT/GO TO BED!!!" "NO!"
Cute animal and then just "B e b e"
sub category of this that's just "man what a cute *insert completely different animal than in the photo*"
any variation of "i have too many wips" and then "I feel called out"
Gender posts (gender envy, im a boygirlfriend, let's abolish gender, etc)
"Nd culture is *insert thing* "
"Im so fucking eepy I'm so tired bed too cozy"
Subcategory that's like "sleeping isn't enough I need to *insert thing* "
Another related one is " *insert thing* isn't enough I need to *insert thing* "
Posts about when they see their blorbo(s) "KJHAMSDFBNMKKJF" and then
"STOP MISINTERPRETING MY BLORBO"
"STOP MISINTERPRETING LITERATURE"
"STOP MISINTERPRETING ART"
"STOP MISINTERPRETING POLITICS"
User about problematic blorbo "Yeah he did all of that but I don't care"
"Being a fan of a character is *insert several contradicting things*"
"Apollo calm down with the gift of prophecy"
"Apollo please throw that dodgeball please"
"If this gets *insert amount of notes* ill do *insert things/list of things* but good luck cause I'm a super small bl-" "psst *insert va*"
Also subcategory of this that's like *insert post* "STOP GIVING THIS NOTES" *pspsps va*
"I want to turn into *insert thing* "
"Permission to *insert thing,* my liege?" "Granted." "oh thank god."
ok that's all I got so feel free to add more and ill add it to the list
