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Did you wake up and realise you kneaded Aziraloaf and Crustley in your life? Read this and never feel comfortable about eating sandwiches ever again! (lovingly)
Crustley and Aziraloaf come from different parts of the loaf. Wanting to explore the world, Crustley is thin and rough, while Aziraloaf, soft and fluffy, craves the safety of the loaf. But together, they may just compliment each other perfectly.
For @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon / anna_bird an edition of her wonderful series Sins of Knowledge. It’s a rollercoaster of a human au featuring mad science, bodily transformations, evil corporations and a thrilling plot that kept me guessing the entire time.
I chose to focus on the mad science aspect and it felt very teal which worked beautifully with the holographic and silver for the cover.
Thank you for sharing your wonderful stories! And I hope you enjoy this edition.
So I am going to piggyback on this lovely post with my own pics. I've been sitting on them because every time I look at them I get a bit verklempt all over again! It's so beautiful. I'm really blown away! Above is the packaging inside the box. Such care and thoughtfulness even in the packing! And I've tried to restrain myself from posting too many duplicates of what brunheiffer posted above but! BUT! All the details! The cover! The charm! The imprint! MARVEL AT THE MARBLED ENDPAPERS ❤️🤩🥰🥹
The inside art and title pages created by brunheiffer are perfect. The sewn binding itself is stunning -- I think that's the one thing I did not take a picture of and it's so gorgeous. Such craft and care! And the inclusion of comments, author notes, tags... all the silly bits that make the online version so singular, made me tear up here.
What a supremely special creation! I cannot get over the creativity and kindness in this fandom. I think it feels especially touching post-finale when we've all been so raw and at odds -- which is probably me projecting, but then that's my usual MO as a writer :D @brunheiffer, you are amazingly talented. Thank you so much for this gift!
A wonderful group of my lovely Good Omens friends got together to gift me the funniest silliest collection of crack fics for my birthday!
May I present:
Aziraphale and Crowley’s Deadly Outback Adventures.
Beware! Australian animals (even the cute ones) are all out to get you!
Special thanks goes to @kuri-risu @fuzzygoblin @malachitegrey @mageofthepeople @ireallyneedmoretea @victims-of-love @kizzmoo @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon Glittering Rock (who I’m not sure is on Tumblr) @koala2all and SpookySexy83
I can only imagine the plotting went on, it gave me much joy and many laughs, and I throughly deserved everything I got! 🤣
I currently have 88 fics on AO3, every one of them written post-season 2 of Good Omens.
A couple of weeks ago, I thought to myself, 'wouldn't it be cool if that number was exactly 100 when the finale airs?' (I like round numbers, okay?)
I realised that the number of fics I would need was exactly the number of days in May before the air date.
I could not let this thought go.
I asked my friends to talk me out if it. They did the opposite 🤣 (I love you all).
SO.
Starting tomorrow, May 1st 2026, I will be posting one (1) fic of 666 words every day until the 12th, ready for us all to be broken and remade on the 13th.
These might be anything in my general wheelhouse: smut, fluff, historical, canon, South Downs future, human AU.
They will *not* have any spoilers based on the promo for S3, so if you've been avoiding that there will be nothing here to ruin that for you.
Is this possibly madness? Yes, but I'm doing it anyway. 🤣
And we made it to 100! 12 days, 12 fics, 12 bloody titles and summaries.
Massive, colossal, enormous thanks to everybody over in @goodomensafterdark who has betad, given me ideas, prompts, had birthdays and just generally been supportive. @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon @angie-words @cheeseplants @fishey-me @rosehipandnettles @fuzzygoblin @spacegiraffetoo @adverbian @koala2all @spectrallydistracted @tansyogg @floofyraptor-art-and-writing @e-rated-beardo @malachitegrey and anybody else I've missed out.
You are all the best, and I can't wait for what fics season 3 will bring us.
Thanks to everybody who read, kudosed, commented and reblogged, I live for your support.
To the world!
A breakdown of fics below the cut:
An Indecent Proposal - Crowley gets down on one knee. M.
Another Lesson to be Learned - Aziraphale corrects Crowley's behaviour. E.
Come In Here No More - Crowley makes an entrance. T.
Closer to the Prize at the End of the Rope - Aziraphale and Crowley search for something. T.
Please Hold for a Little Divine Ecstasy - Crowley meets a very familiar voice at the library. M.
An Unsubtle Serpent - Aziraphale spots a snake in the grass. E.
Tell You Where to Stick It - Crowley is a menace on the road. Aziraphale has objections. T.
Boudicca - Emperor Nero sends Aziraphale to help put down a rebellion. But the rebel queen seems awfully familiar... M.
The Chase - Many years ago, Aziraphale's village made a deal with the local satyr herd. Every year, there is the Chase. This year, though, something is different. E.
Give Him a Mask and He Will Tell You the Truth - Francis helps Ashtoreth relax after a hard day raising the (not)Antichrist. E.
Next to Godliness - There was only one bath. T
And There's Nightingales - Aziraphale and Crowley spend their retirement in bed. E.
4 DAYS TO GO!! How's everybody feeling? Excited? Terrified?
Fic 9/12 today of my countdown to S3!
Rating: E
Summary:
Many years ago, Aziraphale's village made a deal with the local satyr herd.
Every year, there is the Chase.
This year, though, something is different.
Excerpt:
Aziraphale runs.
His bare feet catch on tree roots, the soles torn to tatters by thorns, his chest burns with every breath, but he cannot stop. He has to make it to the edge of the forest. Has to avoid being caught.
There's a small but persistent voice in his head that says: do I, though? Wouldn't it just be easier to be caught, to not have to take part in this barbaric ritual, year after year? It might not be so bad.
Read it on AO3!
Find the whole series here
Massive thanks to @angie-words and @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon for beta reading, and to @fuzzygoblin for the image!
Thanks as well to everybody in the @goodomensafterdark writers' chat for not stopping me when I asked them to!
Fell's book store is open for once, a gloriously old fashioned place that occupies prime position and is nearly always closed. Curiosity always got the better of him, so Crowley saunters inside.
What could possibly go wrong?
Summary: Emperor Nero sends Aziraphale to help put down a rebellion. But the rebel queen seems awfully familiar...
Excerpt:
It was a long and arduous journey from the island of Mona to Londinium, but Suetonius drove his men hard, and Aziraphale was duty-bound to follow. Despite his failed efforts to lead now-Emperor Nero down the path of righteousness, Gabriel was insistent that Aziraphale still go where the Emperor ordered him to.
The Roman army reached Londinium before the Iceni, but the reports that filtered in told of a rebel force far greater than theirs.
Read it on AO3!
Find the whole series here
Massive thanks to @angie-words and @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon for beta reading, and to @fuzzygoblin for the image!
Thanks as well to everybody in the @goodomensafterdark writers' chat for not stopping me when I asked them to!
I can’t say enough about the utmost artistry and care and thoughtfulness that @brunheiffer put into binding my Good Omens poetry collection. Stunning work adapting digital text into a beautiful object with heft and texture.
The visual elements that she added to the poems are perfect.
I didn’t think about the parallel between these poems, but she made the parallel explicit through the visual images.
This layout with the Bentley and bookshop made me emotional.
And ending with the cottage, my heart ♥️
There are pages after pages of this artistry—a deep reading of the poems and a keen sense of how to convey their meanings through book art. I feel like my vision of Good Omens and how important it is to me were *seen* and it makes me emotional.
Thank you so much, @brunheiffer , for this gift. This fandom is amazing.
Countdown to the End Times: Day 7 - Tell You Where to Stick It
Fic 7/12 today of my countdown to S3!
Rating: T
Summary: Crowley is a menace on the road. Aziraphale has objections.
Excerpt:
"Well, I don't think we're done with this conversation, angel." The man moved his head only a fraction, but those lovely eyes took in the whole of Aziraphale, in all his high visibility glory. "What do you say we resume it at ten, over in Give Me Coffee?"
Read it on AO3!
Find the whole series here
Massive thanks to @angie-words and @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon for beta reading, and to @fuzzygoblin for the image!
Thanks as well to everybody in the @goodomensafterdark writers' chat for not stopping me when I asked them to!
Countdown to the End Times: Day 6 - The Unsubtle Serpent
1 WEEK TO GO!!
Fic 6/12 today of my countdown to S3! We're halfway there!
Rating: E
Summary: Aziraphale spots a snake in the grass.
Excerpt:
There's a snake in the garden.
A large one, not quite man-sized. It winds through grass and around the trunks of trees. Stops at the base of the apple tree, forked tongue flickering as if to taste, or maybe to speak. It's careful of the flowers, skirting them and tasting but not crushing them.
Read it on AO3!
Find the whole series here
Massive thanks to @angie-words and @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon for beta reading, and to @fuzzygoblin for the image!
Thanks as well to everybody in the GOAD writers' chat for not stopping me when I asked them to!
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