Bee

pfp by thunderbottle that one bee it/he/they + any neos

[glitterenbee]

Hello! Welcome in :D

Bee, burnt out artist

there’s very little logic to this blog, sometimes I post lgbt things, D&D, art, hermitcraft, and life series stuff.

[fflittermouse]

Imagine:

Earth gets the beetles back, fixes the dimming sun, and slowly starts to recover. The astronauts who carried out the fatal mission are gone, surely, either due to coma complications or starvation, but their sacrifice saved the Earth. They were heroes.

Many years later, Earth picks up an approaching object. It’s not a comet nor space debris, but a spaceship.

An alien spaceship.

Space agencies manage to make radio contact as they approach. A musical hum, like three chords played on top of one another. Then:

“You are all a staggering waste of carbon.”

…

Where have they heard that before?

[pris-cas]

Lesson #22 spit

Full idea credit goes to @the-asexual-winter

First lesson Previous lesson

Thank you to my splendid beta readers!

@xushibeetle

@stelosia

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[fleshengine]

[princecroutons]

👽 visitor from another planet

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[princecroutons]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[its-a-beautful-day]

See them jousting

[homeofhousechickens]

So cute, I love it!

[boneliness]

a trap song with the rapper growing increasingly concerned about all the gun sound effects in the music 

[boneliness]

[sentennial]

awesomesauce

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[a-singular-purple-giraffe]

Guys I’m having too much fun. These three aliens are just trying their best to make sure Grace is thriving. I typed this one because even I struggle to read my own handwriting sometimes. Thanks @justcakethanks again for the template.

[space-between-the-couch-mattress]

hope this hasn't been done

[not-the-axolotl]

Thought i'd join in on the fun :3

Yes its supposed to be a badly drawn heart

(Thank you for the idea @justcakethanks )

Edit: this was supposed to be seen by like 4 people max wtf guys why is this my most popular post

[natjennie]

they're really getting the hang of queer slang I think (part 1)

I love the sandbox you made a lot @justcakethanks do you mind if I keep playing in it?

[knockyasocksoff2022]

Eridian Welcoming Committee

(made in Google Slides with template by @justcakethanks )

more versions under the cut

This is SO low effort and full disclosure I have NOT watched OR read Project Hail Mary, however I have been exposed to the PHM fandom a lot in recent times by Tumblr and have been LOVING these comics!

[s3piac]

Giving my one (1) contribution to the tag and then running away into the woods.

based on @justcakethanks

[attack-lizard]

decided to have a crack at the EWC!!! hopefully nobody else has had this idea yet lol!! thank you to @justcakethanks for making these comics I eat drink and breathe them everyday

[poppyseed1994]

“bless you” origins

I’m cackling at all the eridian welcoming committee jokes😭 idek if this is funny but !! Tysm for the template @justcakethanks !!!