what do you mean they're not canon

making it through the year, one questionable decision at a time

[permanentmochakisses]

[x]

[fuzzzy22-blog]

My boyfriend knew I was having a breakdown at 1am, and I didn’t want to talk. So, he sang to me over the phone while I cried my eyes out for 10 minutes.

[no-cash-for-ass]

“*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*

DID YOU 

*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*

PUT YOUR NAME

*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY* 

IN THE GOBLET

*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*

OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.

[mesagoza]

we’re never gonna get over this are we

[fuzzzy22-blog]

me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*

me: the suffering begins

[fuzzzy22-blog]

you: you seem so chill all the time! nothing seems to affect you!

me: it's depression, my guy

[shimmerthighs]

even if girls did have pillow fights @ sleep overs why do ppl assume they would be cute/sexy … If we’re pillow fighting it’s going to be a straight up brawl there will b no boundaries. I will try to pillow punt you into the next dimension. I didn’t come here to make friends I came here to win

[zhouszishu]

between the sinners

and the saints

it takes and it takes and it  t a k e s

[fuzzzy22-blog]

*me, thinking about Torchwood*: this show is 10 years old aND I AM IN DEEP, DEEP SHIT

[mamalazzer]

Reason why A Servant of Two Masters is my favourite Merlin episode - Arthur is openly overly-fond of the boy

[antiquery]

look as much as everyone hates it we do have to admit that killing off ianto was a good narrative decision and that the whole thing was well written and shot and scored and acted and it wasn’t in any way an unnecessary character death - actually, i feel like children of earth wouldn’t have been quite the masterpiece that it was without ianto dying.

[enigmaticagentalice]

Why Did You Capitalize The Word ‘Cabbage’ But Not The Word ‘France’ : an adventure in reading fanfiction

coming soon, the thrilling sequel: ‘You’ve Gone Through Three Different Tenses In The Space Of One Paragraph And I Think You Just Invented A Whole New One All Of Your Own’

and the long anticipated conclusion to the trilogy: ‘I Have No Idea Who Is Supposed To Be Speaking Right Now’

[weiila]

Don’t forget the essential supplemental texts, That Does Not Physically Work and Anything Is Lube.

[rhinocio]

Decorated by the thrilling prequel series How Many Ways Can You Describe A Person Using Epithets And Not Their Name, featuring You’re Somehow Convinced That Three Paragraphs of Clothing Detail is Important and Thrilling, and I Have Never Beheld Something So Out Of Character In My Life 

[bizzie-bee]

Please don’t forget the charming brochure The Most Intimidatingly Huge Paragraphs Of Our Times. There is also the sister novella Multiple Characters Speaking In The Same Paragraph, and the loosely-connected-but-not-strictly-necessary side series Forgoing Punctuation: Misadventures With Enigmatic Run-On Sentences. 

[zippers]

Before this journey begins, however, is the summary: We Understand You Suck At Summaries, But Please, Try Your Best, And Do Not Mention Your Lack Of Skill In This Arena.

[marieduplessis]

@calicy-imagination

[beka-tiddalik]

Order now, and get the exciting: Gemology of Eyes: Cold and Dead and in All the Colours of the Rainbow and The Only Salient Trait This Character Has Is Their Hair Colour  free!

[bramblerosess]

maybe evil spirits are so pissed off because ppl are always trying to get rid of them like can you imagine being that one clumsy ghost that just wanted to chill but you knocked over a lamp and now suddenly everyone wants you exorcised 

[vivelareine]

The blood of our enemies is still the blood of human beings. The real glory, my son, is to spare it.

–Louis XVI, in his Reflections On My Conversations with the Duke de La Vauguyon. He was quoting his grandfather, Louis XV. (via vivelareine)

[bi-villain]

[anachronistique]

this is one of the greatest jokes this show has ever landed

[thegoodvybe]

[princesconsuela]

[miss-chanandler-bong-20]

All the right ways to take care of babies

[coldmackerel-deactivated2023110]

if u donuts wanna start shipping new star wars characters then be my fucking guest but mama din’t raise no fool. im waitin til i know who related to who so i don’t have to spend the next ten years in the shower praying for forgiveness. fool me once, george lucas.