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🪼🦈Hi I’m remy he/they/it/(on the internet) id say I’m mentally ill. Audhd 🦈🪼

I complain a lot

Trigger warnings for this blog (block but don’t report)

Self harm

Mental illness

Audhd

I have bad coping mechanisms

General loser stuff

Shoplifting

I like mlp mcr arcane

I would like msi but the allegations

#lesbian #loser lesbian #neurodivergent #shoplifting #the amazing digital circus #caitvi #arcane

I hate being alive but I care about the planet more then many not suicidal people I know

#lesbian #loser lesbian #neurodivergent #caitvi #shoplifting #arcane #menhera blogging #wlw yearning

nicoswcat

I lied. I love her

caterpillar-cutie

changing my mind every two seconds about whether I actually want to stay clean or not.

callmerina

Jax haters will do anything but admit that maybe being trapped in a virtual reality for years while being a suicidal closeted trans woman with a shitty real life ON TOP of grieving the only friend you had might eventually make you a jerk who's not exactly enjoyable to be around.

Just saying.

meandmymadness12

I say “um” a lot to the point were it is annoying

lak3sinstilln3ss

The collective amnesia of the MCR fandom is fascinating to me.

Some of them will sit there, look you dead in the face, and tell you that MCR is the least problematic band in the scene, which is CRAZY to me.

You mean Micheal "Cheated on his wife at 33 with a 19 year old" Way?

You mean Frank "It's okay to say the N-Word" Iero?

You mean Gerard "Literally married into MSI" Way?

Even Ray Toro is a Lynz defender, and he's the only one that you can even ARGUE is unproblematic.

Like, Gerard maintained and actively defended her relationship with Jimmy Urine and the rest of MSI for years, not to mention that his wife LITERALLY has a laundry list of problematic behavior that you guys just seem to have collectively forgotten about.

And this isn't even addressing them playing shows with Zionists, and their current political silence, their long history of Queer-Baiting, or the fact that they're pricing out their actual fans for shows.

I love My Chemical Romance, I do, but calling them unproblematic makes me feel like I'm actually going fucking insane.

Just come back from Christian summer camp!!! I hated it😀😀😀

#lesbian #loser lesbian #neurodivergent #menhera blogging

carmenklepto-deactivated2020020

My Gift Card Scam Method

What you're going to need:

Fake email (don't use your personal info!!)

Expensive products from stores that sell skincare (Bath & Body Works, The Body Shop, Lush, Sephora, etc..)

Random address (only Bath & Body Works asks for this)

Phone number you're comfortable using

Photo of a fake rash (the one I used is below)

Photos of the products you're using to scam

A piece of paper with the fake email you're using written on it

I got this idea from another lifter, basically what you do is you lift some expensive shit from stores that sell skincare or makeup that is their own brand (Sephora or Ulta has their own makeup brands). Next you email customer service and tell them you got chemical burns from their products and you attach a photo of the chemical burns and a photo of the products along with the fake email you're using written on a paper (this is just to make you're lies more believable and to prove you actually have the product).

Customer service will most likely ask to speak with you directly on the phone. When they call you have a fake story ready (I told them I wore their products to homecoming and then I got a horrible rash). Bath & Body Works asked me for my address and zipcode so find a random address in your city and just use that. After you're done talking and you tell them your lies, they'll most likely email you with a gift card worth the same amount as the product that "burned" you. I've done this several times with different emails and different products and I've gotten like $150 worth of gift cards. If you want to scam you some free shit I attached the fake photo of the rash I was using so you can use it too.

Good luck thots and if you have any questions lmk 🤗

lilmisslifter-deactivated202102

you can even use a fake number with an app like talkatone! youll still be able to use it to call its basically a digital burner phone

lift-fever

Y’all what was that hack for Glossier again? Apparently it’s a company that believes too much in customer service that is really easy to exploit? Ya girl needs the invisible sunscreen cuz I hate regular sunscreen but I don’t wanna spend $25 on SUNSCREEN…

heavenlylifter

was it this?

lift-fever

Oh sweet tysm!

jul3z-ang3lxoxo

as a l1fter dni if you take from anyone other than big corporations

bc wdym you stole something from a small business struggling to stay afloat. wdym you took your friend's lipstick that they worked overtime to afford. wtf is wrong with you

lifting should only be against capitalism not just people in general. dont be a jerk theres zero excuse to be taking from small businesses and/or your friends/family

(disclaimer: this is roleplay and you shouldnt steal regardless)