The Joneses

RP blog for Lindsay Jones and Michael Jones of Rooster Teeth. Multi-verse, multi-ship, and mostly GTA or Kings AU.

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Michael gladly tucked in once the food was brought out. He was starving, despite the feast to celebrate their marriage last night. The companionship at breakfast was nice, too; usually, he was lucky if one of the lads or gents came by. 

He paused before a sip of water, looking across at her. “Sure, it’ll be part of the tour. We can make it the end so we could spar, if you want. Do you wanna pick up your sword from our room?”

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It was nice to sit down and eat breakfast with him. It felt oddly normal and domestic, despite how they were royalty. She smiled over at her husband and nodded at his offer.

“That sounds wonderful. As soon as we’re done eating we can go and get my sword,” Lindsay nodded, continuing to eat. She was almost done anyway, although she wanted to talk to Michael very badly, but couldn’t think of a topic to discuss.

[gaylor-moon]

Trans lesbians exist and are valid, reblog to piss off terfs

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“You’re feverish, so stop being stubborn and go lay in the nest.”

Michael glared at Ryan. He knew that his friend was just trying to help, but still, he was especially irritable with his heat coming up.

“Don’t tell me what to do,” He said stubbornly, crossing his arms.

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“Yeah I do, baby. But only for my Alpha… Can you pull my hair?,” Michael groaned every time his ass was slapped, loving the burn of it. He didn’t wait for an answer and took Ryan’s cock into his mouth again, looking up at him and making eye contact. After of couple of head bobs Michael managed to bring his head all the way down to the base of Ryan’s cock, but only for a moment because of how big it was.

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I’m very bored and will likely be up all night, so hmu if you wanna plot or talk!

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“You’re feverish, so stop being stubborn and go lay in the nest.”

Michael glared at Ryan. He knew that his friend was just trying to help, but still, he was especially irritable with his heat coming up.

“Don’t tell me what to do,” He said stubbornly, crossing his arms.

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Michael swallowed around Ryan’s cock, and almost managed to bring his head down enough to take all of it in his mouth. He stayed like that for a moment before taking the cock out of his mouth completely, loving the ‘pop’ it made. He began to lick the sides, a smirk on his face. This was the only form of control he’d get over his Alpha, and he loved it. He loved teasing him.

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Heightened emotions was the high school norm. Everything was important, the stakes through the roof, no such thing as little events, or problems. It was no different for Meg. Yesterday was stress. It was taking a test, and costume design. Today was excitement. It was learning she had passed the test, and having concept art for theatre class ready.

She stuffed her books in her locker, bouncing on her toes. A bright smile was on her lips, lighting up her features. She pulled out the sketches, slung her bag over her shoulder, and shut her locker. Turning to Lindsay, she held out the papers. “Guess what I finished last night.”

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Lindsay dug around in her own locker, one away from her friend Meg’s, grabbing the few supplies they needed to help make props. She shoved them into her schoolbag, excited for her favorite class. It was even better with her best friend.

She closed her locker and zipped up her schoolbag, smiling at her friend’s enthusiasm. “What did you finish?” She asked, before grabbing the papers from her friend.

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Kindergarden || lindsayjxnes

@lindsayjxnes

Michael was not too happy about his art partner. The teacher wanted them to draw a picture with someone who sat next to them in class, but she chose out his partner for him. A girl named Lindsay. They hadn’t gotten along in class, and the teacher thought that putting them together might help them become friends.

Michael sat next to the redheaded little girl, making sure he had an obvious frown on his face. He actually thought that she was really pretty, but he couldn’t tell her that. So he usually would just annoy her. He glanced over at her, and took the color pencil from her desk, deciding to use it for his own drawing.

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Baby rp Starters

"Guess what? We're having a baby!"

"Do I look fat to you?"

"I'm what?"

"I went to the doctor today."

"You know how I've been getting kinda sick recently? Well, turns out, I'm not actually sick..."

"I feel so helpless like this. I don't like it."

"How's the baby?"

"How are you feeling? I know pregnancy can be tough..."

"Need some help? Here, don't get up. I'll get it for you. Wouldn't want you to over exert yourself."

"I saw you leaving this morning, and a little birdy told me you went to the doctor. Care to explain?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're more... round than you used to be."

"You're going to be a mother?"

"It's going to be a girl."

"It's going to be a boy."

"Aren't you excited? There's gonna be a baby!"

"Guess what? You're going to be a father."

"I'm not ready for a baby. I... I can't have a baby."

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“You’re feverish, so stop being stubborn and go lay in the nest.”

Michael glared at Ryan. He knew that his friend was just trying to help, but still, he was especially irritable with his heat coming up.

“Don’t tell me what to do,” He said stubbornly, crossing his arms.

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The second Ryan gave him permission, Michael took his friend’s cock into his mouth. Michael let out a surprised hum around Ryan’s cock when he was spanked, then moaned, feeling another finger inside of him. He put his hand on Ryan’s knee, using it as leverage so he could bob his head up and down.

[phoenixcollective]

reblog if you would be fine sharing a restroom with a transgender person

[blackorgkaito]

this is a blog that will not judge you based on your ability to be grammatically correct / fluent in the english language. meaning, if you’re having difficulty replying to a thread because of language barriers — i will be 100% empathetic. meaning, i won’t reblog posts critically bashing roleplayers based on their writing style, because i don’t know the struggles that each person goes through in regards to writing. meaning, i won’t nitpick little grammatical errors in your reply.

please don’t ever feel inferior because english is your second language or you have a disability that keeps you from formulating “the perfect sentence.” the fact that you’re trying is enough, and you don’t have to prove anything to anyone. 

[friendly-neighborhood-memer]

ATTENTION RPers!! REBLOG THIS IF YOU WANT SOME CURIOUS ANONS!!

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rooster teeth sentence starters.

❝ wait. can we steal babies? ❞

❝ i'm going cakeless. ❞

❝ come, on. face the challenge! don't be a wuss. ❞

❝ as you know, i'm a fan of blazing it up and smoking dat herb. ❞

❝ speaking of hard, my dick. ❞

❝ i'm really smart sometimes, but only sometimes. ❞

❝ you promised me a death. ❞

❝ he's allegedly a piece of shit. ❞

❝ the ghost wants you to blow his wood ❞

❝ YOU WILL NEVER GO TO OLIVE GARDEN JUST FOR THE BREADSTICKS! YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS TO RED LOBSTER EVERY WEEK AND SHOVE THAT CHEDDAR INTO YOUR HOLE, AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU FAT FUCK! ❞

❝ everyone’s tried sucking their own dick. ❞

❝ i’m not gay, but i WILL suck a dick ❞

❝ i saw a bird die on tv once. ❞

❝ do babies float? ❞

❝ but a dude could just sperm everywhere all-day, every-day and never run out! ❞

❝ but how does a gloryhole work? How do you know what you’re gonna get? ❞

❝ no, pinnochio is not biblical. ❞

❝ when have you ever seen a bird take a piss? ❞

❝ just because something existed, doesn’t mean it’s good. case in point; the holocaust. ❞

❝ I’M SORRY. I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL, OKAY?! ❞

❝ how do you make a baked potato- do you just bake a potato? ❞

❝ i once shaved my beard, and _____ shaved his head, so i glued _____'s head-hair to my chin, and _____ glued my beard-hair to his head. then, we both shaved our pubes and glued them to ______'s armpits. ❞

❝ i’d do an impression of you, but i don’t have a dick in my mouth. ❞

❝ there’s no upside-down in space! ❞

❝ what would happen if your penis was gay? like, you were straight, but your nob was into dudes. ❞

❝ do you think goosebumps for blind people are like reading a bunch of jumbled letters? ❞

❝ i bet if I went back to the dark ages, i could be some type of ancient sex therapist. ❞

❝ in the lego movie, the word ‘lego’ isn’t said once ❞

❝ i had a girlfriend once who would talk to trees. ❞

❝ that turned my phone gay. ❞

❝ i walk in and you’re filming. that typically means something’s happening. ❞

❝ you are the mother of all dinosaurs. ❞

❝ you don’t drink the heroin. ❞

❝ you can get anything at a wal-mart, even tornados. ❞

❝ cats are like large goldfish. ❞

❝ it's hard to remember what you've forgotten. ❞

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okay so I found this on a YouTube video and I don’t know who the credit goes to but it is fucking adorable and a thread with kid lindsay and kid michael would be cute af.

and it also really makes me want a high school au where they were friends as kids and had a crush on each other but grew up and aren’t friends anymore but then come back together for something.

[hcywood]

taking back the crown. I just have to say this. It’s been bothering me since yesterday. But TL;DR: Leave Mica Burton alone!!!! Rant under cut:

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It was a relief to see that she was so happy. Michael let out a quiet exhale, his smile widening and becoming warmer. Well, it seemed like things were certainly going well for them, at least, and it would definitely help them to be a better force together.

“I’m glad you did, and no, you were fine.” Michael chuckled, shaking his head. “I didn’t notice.” And gods, her blush was adorable. Michael was screwed.

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Lindsay was about to say something when the servants brought out breakfast. There was trays upon trays of any food she could wish for, and she thanked them kindly, her smiled growing. She really did have a wonderful life, and she knew that it’d be even better with Michael by her side.

She began to eat, thinking about what the day had in store. She knew that Michael was going to show her around, and she wondered how long that would take. Another question popped into her mind, and she glanced at her husband, “Will we get a chance to see the training field for the knights today? I was thinking that perhaps after you showed me around, we could practice sparring.”

[bi-privilege]

bisexual girls are great pass it on

[bi-privilege]

in honor of pride month i’m going to bring back this super controversial post!

bi girls are still great pass it on!