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just a blog about shit i can relate to and what i find interesting/funny. ☹☹☹

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teeth so white they republican

[sixpenceee]

Let’s begin. 

The torture and murder of Junko Furuta: And this is the murder case that took away my faith in humanity, when I first came across it years back. It’s no ordinary murder case, the things those boys did to her were beyond disgusting and makes me want to vomit several times. WARNING: the site contains pictures as well as descriptions IMMENSE trigger warning for this. 

Baby swinging: A video went viral a couple years back about a woman who was swinging a newborn baby around, tossing it up and down as if the baby were a ball. Many were appalled by this, and flagged her down for torture, but in Russia this is an acceptable practice and they believe this “dynamic gymnastics” will make the baby healthy and strong. That in of itself, is extremely controversial, but here’s a snopes article that will give you more information 

Trypophobia: (I link you to actual pictures of trypophobia so watch out) It’s the fear of holes but trust me, it’s a LOT worser than it sounds. It’s not actually recognized as a real phobia by the American Psychiatric Association but a lot of people seemed to be repulsed by it. Some scientists say it’s more of biological repulsion rather than a learned cultural fear. 

Anneliese Michel Exorcism Audio Tapes: Real audio of her actual exorcism, you can read about her case here and scroll down that link for a translated version of the audio tapes

Lisa’a 911 call: I don’t want this to be classified as horror as the same way you would see a monster but in a way that brings awareness to the terrifying world of domestic abuse and the innocent people that are suffering from it right now. This little girl’s 911 call hits hard, especially certain parts. Big trigger warning for domestic abuse. 

[extrasad]

Fuck. It’s ironic how empty I am because 

I swear 6 months ago I had the universe inside

of me but I cried the rivers in my bones dry.

The volcanoes in my chest erupted when you told

me you didn’t love me anymore and lava flooded

my body and hardened till I stopped sleeping.

I had stars in my eyes but I burned them

all out with the cigarettes I was smoking

to get you the fuck out of my throat. The

flowers growing at the bottoms of my

stomach are dead. Apparently you  

can’t water flowers with vodka.

I had the sky in my veins but it’s

been pretty fucking stormy since I

ripped them open. I had planets 

on the tip of my tongue but

the debris from the shattered 

remains of “us” have been

crashing into them. I was

everything. And then I met

you and we were everything.

Now you’re fucking some

blonde girl who gets

high all the time and

I’m a fucking

mess.

[fuckyeahtattoos]

violet/floral mandala done by noelle lamonica at divine machine tattoo. buffalo, ny.

[daaint]

if someone hurts you, stay the fuck away, no matter how hard it is, stay the fuck away

(via grungewarrior)

[fxckfeelings]

He planted a seed between her ribcage, protected by every spike. And every single day he watered it. He continued to feed and nurture it until the flower sprouted and bloomed. The flower was extraordinary, like him and beautiful, like her. He created gardens within her that glowed in the sunlight and glistened in the moonlight. Even on rainy days, the dew drops were sweet and warm. Until one day he set it on fire. The gardener no longer tended to his delicate creation and let the flowers continuously burn. Even her weeping and tears couldn't put it out.

[loquendum-ut-vulgus-blog]

I wanna see you but you’re not mine.

Undo, The 1975 (via perfect)

[icanrelateto]

[fxckfeelings]

🙍

[justcountingtime]

[ajkurdcvbhjytfgv-deactivated201]

I thought this was going to be really dumb and then it wasn’t

[clippedwin9s-deactivated2016082]

Wow, wish my dad cared.

[pr1nceshawn]

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

[slowspinningredemption]

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

[courtnywhitmore]

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

[princesacosmica-blog]

OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

[truebluemeandyou]

DIY Embroidered Knit Heart Tutorial from goodknits. Use on a special card, journal, notebook etc…

[opulentes]

Cleaning

clean bathroom tips

organize your closet

how to fix a leaky faucet

how to keep a clean kitchen

removing stains from your carpet

Money

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

a list of stress relievers

how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter

how to avoid a hangover

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food

no-more-ramen: easy, quick, simple recipes

recipes that take 30 minutes or less

Yummy apple thing

Brownie in a cup

Cookie in a cup

French bread pizza

Egg tacos

panera mac n cheese recipe

different salad recipes

harry potter recipes

healthy recipes

various cookie recipes

chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping

s’mores pie 

nutella hot chocolate

peanut butter nutella swirl cookies

cookie in a mug

starbucks holiday drinks

fruit leathers 

brownie in a mug

how to make ramen 1000x better

eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)

make recipes using things you already have

how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 

make different flavored lemonades

various desert recipes

make tiny chocolate chip cookies

20 dishes every cook should know

learn how to make your own tea

Macaroni and cheese in a mug

Study snacks (2)

40 on-the-go breakfast recipes

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants 

Getting an apartment

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap 

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to get a book published

how to knit

how to use a polaroid camera

how to solve a rubik’s cube

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

learn how to do yoga

100 tips for life

learn how to make your own cards

[actionables]

[eauprah]

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

[emilie-xo]

Hahahahaha

[leftforbed]

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

[w-for-wumbo]

i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

[laharlkrichevskoy-deactivated20]

im laying in bed and i was laughing at this pic of macklemore and my ipad decided to freeze and now i feel like im laying next to macklemore in bed it feels like i slept with macklemore and im so scared

[lilnintendoswitch]

she keeps me warm

[liftlongandprosper]

You don’t always have to be dressing to impress people, it is completely okay to want to get dressed up just for yourself. It’s not about trying to impress others, it’s about how you and only you feel about yourself that matters. Keep that in mind!