so you see it's basically like this:
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so you see it's basically like this:
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yknow what fuck u
uncats ur girl
To the tune of Mungo Jerry’s hit song “In the Summertime”:
If my buttholes pursed then you can stick in a dime
And I’ll spread my cheeks like I’ve opened my eye
When your member’s ripe, you can go in and do whatever you would like!
never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?
Honestly it’s the ony thing keeping me going I. These difficult times
Post yfw the immortal crumb
What the actual fuck is wrong with this guy? Who even invited him to our private friends discord???
The Blue Diety:
Erm.. hi geys
Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.
supid
supid.
My eyes! They took my eyes!!!
What are you please?
55% Gnunguloid
25% Sex
10% Wet
5% Shit in my pants
2.5% Chickpeas
1.25% Mexican Monkey
0.625% Crust
0.3125% Cock
And the rest is just radioactive fallout from Dr. Gnungus’ Wild Experiments in the Galápagos Islands back in ‘08.
What in the actual FUCK is bro talking about???
It came to me in a dream…
having a body made of meat sucks ass
we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you
kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one
Only known photograph of the guy who fucked the lion from the wizard of oz, killed Dorothy, and married the tin man. Unfortunately, the radioactive fallout from him getting ass pounded by pure tin while the scared crow watched from the cuck chair was so great that every depicted here (including the gay behind the camera) died within hours of cancer. Rule number 2 in my house? Fuck a lion and get ass bounded by tinman? That’s death baybee.
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
harnessed this things essence lol and all that he once was is now redused to this. kept his husk alive just bc i was bored lol
I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name
this lettuce smells like dog
you bought dog lettuce
Me after having eaten the dog lettuce before you pointed that out and now I’m tripping on heavens door as god and Jesus spank my bar ass with a yaoi paddle