The hell of raccoons and rats

a blog dedicated to Dostoevsky x Poe's relationship

[chris-phd]

!OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS!

Hey there awesome ppl, I am in real need for money to pay my college tuition and every little bit of help matters immensely since it’s expensive as hell and the deadline is coming up soon! So if you like my art and you are interested in commissioning me, below you have the price list and examples of work I do ~

I am in the last year of uni and I don’t have as much time as I want to draw digital style but I am always open for traditional style!~

Traditional Sketch:

Portraits -  € 6

Half body - € 10 

Full body –  € 13 

Digital/Mixed Media (I do it very rare, and mostly on my phone due the lack of time I have)

Portraits –  € 8

Half body – € 12

Full body – € 16

Coloring ( watercolor / copic markers ) + € 6

Decorative items / specific background + € 5

Full Illustration 

- € 28 -traditional 

-  € 38 - digital

Comic ( traditional)

-          € 28  + € 6 add coloring

-          + € 6 add another page

Chibi – € 12 ( includes small background )

Extra characters  + € 6

Character + any 5 expression of choice send as reference (traditional art)– € 15

 I draw :

-furries

-nsfw ( drawings will be posts on my nsfw account aka @chris-nsfw)

-gore

For more information, please contact me on Tumblr pm or on my e-mail address [email protected]

Payment only through PayPal ~

If you want to support me you also got my Ko-Fi ~

[chris-phd]

For my one and only King of Cards @tenzou-taichou ♥💕❤

[chris-phd]

My bby~ Ik we did had a big fight and I snapped at you because of a stupid fandom. Fame and recognition are important to me, but you are more important to me so all I can say is screw the fandom and sorry for being an ass in that heat of the moment. Tbh I feel better after cutting ties with the toxicity :3 #preparingforanewyearfreeoftoxicity

#fuckthem

Love ya bruh and never forget I would crush anyone for you no matter what ;) *cracks knuckles*

((sounds like mafia Odasaku now)))

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“Dos-kun! Are you going on a date with your pet ?! Haha~”

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“I can feel my soul bleeding and you are my only coagulation drug”

- Please, Heal me.

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This kitty is on some next level shit [x]

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“Trap me in every book you want, I will always find the path to you.”

- Fyodor to Poe

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Self care means to write whatever you feel like with any paring you want ~

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I am in class, studying…as you can see.

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I am in class, studying…as you can see.

[fyoedgar]

I wanted to write something fluff but I end up write angst again...oh well...hope it will be with a happy end.

~With me dead~

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Karl it’s not feeling good tonight….he seem upset with something.

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It’s from the dead apple he ate ~

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KARL! DOn’t! LeT tHe ApPlE DoWn!!!

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Morning with the rats in the house of dead

Ivan drinking vodka straight from the bottle before throw it over his shoulder before leaving to work.

Poe, in a corner sipping on his orange juice with his badass black straw : I am still cooler than that....right, Karl?

Karl licking the remains of the vodka on the floor making a pleased face.

Poe: NOT YOU TOO!!!!! KARL!!! HE IS TURNING FROM A RACCOON INTO A RAT!

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Dostoevsky-sama seem to be pretty pleased this days. I think his birthday went great?...Idk...I wasn’t there because I didn’t had a good present to give him....so I hide...After his birthday his rats are all...in a weird happy mood and they talk about some secret liquid they need more...some...vodka mixed with other drinks?...Idk...I am not a big fan of mixing my drinks....and they usually drink vodka first thing in the morning on an empty stomach....oh...well...I only drink orange juice in the morning...if I have....

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Solving crimes without Ranpo-kun...it’s boring...even if he would probably solve it fast as the speed of light and then...leave to play with marbles I still enjoy the little time he gives me...

I am lonely...

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This morning started as usual as the others.

1.wake up

2.wonder why do I wake up

3.cry over opening my eyes

4.question if it's worth it to be awake

5.starts work anyway

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Karl it’s not feeling good tonight....he seem upset with something.