Az’s Blog Moment

Azrael // adult // (they/it) // I post cookies and OCs

[mas-o-kissed]

I answer the door covered in blood and bruises and bite marks and I’m like “you should see the other guy” and he’s covered in kisses

[gloryofneuilly]

adhd croissant

[movie-plush-baby]

If Ruler of the Ephemeral Flow!Timekeeper was a separate character (like how croissant and tk are separate despite being the same person) I feel like she’d be the only legendary to have a passive skill (unless I’m forgetting a guy).

Most other legendaries start getting up and Hauling Ass and or get a special control button that makes them do something cool. But for RotEF, I don’t think she has the energy to do something like that. She doesn’t care enough to do something grand and so she’s just gonna keep Running.

Tbh I’m not entirely sure what that would entail (jelly changing, maybe? or something like timekeeper’s magic candy but different) but it would just Fit her Character. She’s so distinctly devoid of care of want for anything unlike regular Timekeeper who very regularly does whatever on her own whims and desires. They’re such a fascinating character to me tbh.

today is rotef appreciation day and the last supernova UNappreciation day. TLS you are a fraud I will shout this to the rooftops

[waffle-cogwheels]

I attended Carnival of Shadows yesterday!

ft. @seblaknim (person with cake roll) and a college friend!!

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Braverse is singlehandedly feeding my cookierun obsession 😭

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Ahahahehehehehe (her crob id is TXPNM2396, she wrote it wrong there 💔)

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(Salt cookies set by mmuichiwrou on IG, Timekeeper by swisscheese.aj on i can't find where yet, Mystic Flour was given in a box so idk the artist's handle 😭)

Played the tutor and against college friend (to speed up the line) and obtained the red beginners deck, which i gave to my sister because she liked Fire Spirit and Pitaya yayaya (braverse card is from the free gacha there and coupon is also from tutor)

Got some freebies too!!!! And i SWEAR when the person pulled out the Teeper art, MY HEART STOPPED A BEAT BECAUSE I WASN'T EXPECTING IT 😭

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Never been really into the Kingdom shenanigans but maaannnnn the art eats. Plus, it makes a good CR collection me thinks

Aaand i didn't buy any merch because the prices were painful to look at 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Here are all the final items! It was fun, 9/10, would gush over cookies and wait in long lines with my friends again (just for the shits and giggles)

This is also the part where i get on my knees and PRAY THE 10th ANNIV CROB EVENT WILL BE HELD HERE TOO..... PLEASE..... I NEED ANY FORM OF OFFICIAL STRING GUMMY MERCH...

[dogpuppy]

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[loveridden1999]

when england lose, women bruise

[osmanthusoolong]

Seen in downtown Toronto as well

[thempregguy]

category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"

[emptyblissdotmp3-deactivated202]

[writing-prompt-s]

"What did you do to them?" "Nothing. They were the ones that went into my head uninvited, psychics really need to learn boundaries. I tried to keep the away from dangerous memories, but you know how they are with privacy." "What did they find?" "I don't know, I forgot it for a reason."

[autogynophelia]

I think it makes to sense to consider the term "AMAB" to be a transmisogynistic slur at this point.

It is a term that is pretty much always used with transfems in mind. Even though 99% of "AMAB" people are cis men and 100% of cis men were "AMAB", the term does not convey "cis men plus some other tiny groups included on a technicality", but rather specifically focuses your attention on the alleged similarities between cis men and transfems.

For instance, a phrase like "men's attitudes towards women" hints that men are generally misogynistic, whereas "AMAB attitudes towards women" suggests that transfems specifically are no different from cis men in their misogyny. The act of co-categorisation is in itself a political position.

I am only comfortable hearing "AMAB" from other transfems, and even then only if I trust that they understand it in the same way I do. Hearing it from anyone else is like a disorienting jolt or a slap in the face, barely different from the T-slur.

[chikidoodlez]

timekeeper and croissant's beach episode 🏖

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.

[glowingemberz]

Not again. Reread OPs name

[virtualgirladvance]

no shut up let me believe please i need this

[despairingethics]

[dorothylarouge]

[kosmogrl]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

[louceph]

smirking bastard with grievous grin

[bafahy]

New procedure

[bafahy]

FAQ for this post:

The trans guy neck hump, or “dowagers hump” is not exclusive to trans men but it is a result of a specific hunching posture trans guys often use to hide their tits. It’s barely noticeable to the average person so it’s not worth getting insecure about, but there are ways to get rid of it. I got rid of mine with lifting/stretching/being more aware of my posture.

Many have noticed that the medical professional is wearing a San Francisco Giants jersey, this is because it’s legendary baseball player Barry Bonds who holds the record for most home runs in a single career, making him the most qualified man for this maneuver.