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Ji hua (季華) • +18 • Sinorussian • NB (he/they) ——— Dumbass LGBTQ+ neurodivergent uncle at your service. Personal blog, but currently in WuWa/HSR/CSM/KN8 hell, thanks for asking. ヽ(･ω･´)ノ — (Header from a picrew created by user durdledeese! Find it by looking up "dystopian ID maker")

[depsidase]

[g-hua]

Oh look, it's those godawful floorings that sound like you're in a hospital every time you step on them.

At this point just give me concrete, thanks...

[killlerfang1]

The largest cultural impact this years Olympics will have is the introduction of a new tumblr sexyman

[g-hua]

I dropped off the AC fandom after Revelations because the ending broke me (minus playing a bit of Odyssey) but if the Unity outfit for the protag actually looked like this, you'd have to drag me away from my PC because that is beautiful. Someone did a great job with the wardrobe because they made the outfit look so ethereal. It's gorgeous.

[virgil-upinthestars]

art history nerd here! when the notre dame burned a few years ago, the most damaged area was the roof. y'know who has a very extensive 3D model of the roof? ubisoft, for assassin's creed! ubisoft has been very involved in the restoration of the notre dame, pledging over half a million euros in support. so yep, that is most likely an assassin's creed dude carrying the olympic torch!

[g-hua]

This reminds me of how my obtuse as hell ex managed a passing grade in a History of Arts test because he remembered the several iconic elements of the Pantheon from going there during an Assassin's Creed mission. 💀

And how I had to climb the Trajan's Column in one of the games to make sure that there was no statue at all at the top because it would make no sense chronologically for a statue to be there. There was no statue because the Ubisoft AC teams do their homework, and I love everyone who is a part of those teams for it.

[radiofreederry]

100% vote share of millennials for the democrats after this news breaks

[radiofreederry]

“Isn’t it weird that this guy was addicted to dreamcast” no idiot they had crazy taxi on that shit

[radiofreederry]

Holy shit

[g-hua]

I don't even have a horse in this race, but you know what? Absolutely B A S E D.

Besides Crazy Taxi, there was also Jet Set Radio, Phantasy Star Online, freakin' SHENMUE!

I even played a LSD Dream Emulator port on it once.

He sounds like the type of 35-year-old-man I liked hanging out with at 18-ish when I first got into retro gaming because he was one of the few SAFE older dudes I could chill with and geek the hell out about things.

100/10 would vote in a blink of an eye if I was a US citizen. (/hj)

[biscuit-tornado]

clearly the rnc is demographically targeting my childhood third grade class at recess

[g-hua]

I see that the only good thing Hogan has ever done in his life is still inspiring John Cena to become a wrestler when Cena was a little kid.

Everything else has been trash, so this doesn't surprise me.

[depsidase]

[g-hua]

I mean, the term "unalive" does originate from Deadpool, so it would be coming full circle.

[g-hua]

In other news, my boomer foster mom just had the rudest awakening, and it left me cackling.

So, my foster mom used to be a seamstress. To this day, she still does some sewing work on the side (repairs and fittings, things like that).

The daughter of one of her friends kept asking her to sew some things for her for a really low pay. She'd tell my foster mom to take her time but would call multiple times every day rushing her and asking her how many items she had ready. She'd eventually start complaining about how her company had a deadline to have these products ready and how my mom had to work faster.

(The pay was per item, not per hour of work my foster mom did, btw.)

Multiple times, my foster mom worked through the night to get this woman off her back. One time it even made her sick.

Eventually, my foster mom started refusing. The pay she was getting wasn't even enough to pay for the electricity she spent doing the work.

A few months later, one of my foster mom's friends is at this woman's house, and she is complaining about my foster mom and she says.

This VERY RICH WOMAN WHO WAS UNDERPAYING PEOPLE FOR MANUAL LABOUR SAYS.

"No one wants to work anymore."

My foster mom was fuming.

Mom: What does she mean!? I worked more than what I should do for what she paid me! How dare she!

Me: Oh? Did someone undervalue your work and try to take advantage of you? Were you overworked and underpaid? And to add insult to injury when you refused to continue being abused, did the person abusing you victimise herself and made you the villain?

Mom: ...

Me: Oh, it's almost like... What employers did to me over and over again, huh? Do you remember when I complained about it? Do you remember what you and dad said?

Mom: ...

Me: You and dad told me it was probably my fault! You told me I wasn't working hard enough! You told me that, indeed, no one wanted to work anymore, and millennials were all lazy.

Mom: Well, millennials a-

Me: Is your friend's daughter NOT a millennial?

Mom: Yes, but-

Me: And did she NOT just complain about how YOU are lazy and don't want to work?

Mom: ...

Me: A monster of your own making. You are much older than me and should know better that the next one in the crossairs after you push someone bellow you in front of the bullet is you.

[oneheadtoanother]

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[pansyfemme]

“why go to all the effort of transitioning to male if you’re just going to wear women’s clothing all the time?” because i look hot and sexy and everyone wants me soooo bad. end of questioning

[g-hua]

"Women's clothing" like, ummm excuse you? Which woman? These are my clothes, I paid for them with my money.

[himynameisemail]

[omtai]

the worst thing about 4.99 purchases is that one is fine. but if you do two of them you spent ten bucks. and ten bucks these days is like fifty bucks. if youre fucking lucky

[junk-thunder]

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

[usertoxicyaoi]

Algeria's Imane Khelif (Gold), China's Yang Liu (Silver), Taiwan's Chen Nien Chin (Bronze) and Thailand's Janjaem Suwannapheng (Bronze) celebrating on the Podium at the Paris Olympics 2024.

[etruski]

This is what I like to see, women supporting women 🥹

[fcbalding]

poc athlete supporting each other this olympics we love to see it

[g-hua]

Seeing as the other athlete who was "disqualified" by the IBA's BS gender tests was Lin Yu-Ting from Taiwan, obviously Janjaem Suwannapheng already knew this was some racist crap. That's fortunate, and I'm glad she wasn't dragged through the same crap that Imane Khelif and Lin Yu-Ting were.

White (Russian) tears from the IBA (and unfortunately other white lunatics with mould in their walls and too much time and money in their hands) over strong female PoC athletes. As someone who is half-russian and half-chinese: 1: stop constantly embarrassing me as a country, and 2: cry harder.

[depsidase]