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sapphosdickandballs

You’ve been kidnapped, and the characters from the last show you watched are coming to save you.

I’m rescued and everything goes smoothly and peacefully

I’m rescued, but they also cause a lot of trouble along the way

I’m rescued but barely, they are either incompetent or extremely chaotic

I’m rescued, and then they kill me

I’m not rescued because they are unable to rescue me

I’m not rescued cause they didn’t even try

I’m not rescued and they make more trouble for me

I’m not rescued, they kill both me and the captors

Other option I haven’t thought of/nuance

I don’t watch tv shows/Im bald/show results

Voting ended onJun 28, 2024

This post is kinda like my other one but a bit better lmao. I might make variations of this with other pieces of media but it depends onnn how well this is received

ETA - I'm gonna say that react channels or YouTube videos or podcasts count cause fuck it

kings-paintbrush

THE YELLOWJACKETS???

#the walking dead #rescued but with grand hyjinks ensuing #i love my lads very much #Andrea save me #save me #save me Andrea #etc etc

grim-vs-lizard

Lovers' Quarrel 💔: Gaius Octavius (NATM) vs. Jedediah Smith (Same media)

Octavius ❤️

Jedediah 💙

Voting ended onApr 14, 2023

glitchedpuppet

#i used to have this problem #and im glad to be growing out of it slowly but surely #very proud of myself

theforesteldritch

I hate when people say they think the intersex flag is ugly. Like. I’m going to bite you I’m sorry it’s not, it has amazing symbolism and is basically spot on when it comes to what makes a good flag design. The design is simple and easily recognizable, it’s visually distinct from most other pride flags while still being relatively cohesive with the way a lot of pride flags are designed, and also. The SYMBOLISM. Purple. An in-between of pink and blue. Yellow. Also a colour free from a lot of gendered associations. And the circle. The CIRCLE!!!! Wholeness and completeness and unbrokenness!!!!!!!!!!!! The intersex pride flag is beautiful and I refuse to budge on that

hexcia

man i love yuri

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

farisyawritesfic

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

whitmerule

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

box-is-real

ok this is genius

butcher-my-name

remember when i used to draw? that was fun

cipheramnesia

Tumblr should have a feature where every anon has a tenth of a percent chance to be de-anonymized. First because I think a 1/1000 chance would be too high a risk for most people sending hate. Second because it would be very funny.

planamewoo

Sonadow band au that been stuck in my head since January, would talk about them more in the future

thestuffedalligator

In my experience, horror fans are by and large lovely people with a very healthy relationship to their genre of choice, but sometimes they fuck up and say something that in their ears sounds very affirmative of the movie of discussion and to everyone else sounds like the most sinister shit.

thestuffedalligator

I mean the line that I think of first is “A kid dies in this movie.”

Which I suspect to horror fans is shorthand for “The director of this movie subverts horror tropes (wherein kids are usually immune to the monster/slasher/source of terror) to make something that is deliberately shocking. Seeing a child character die in this story is not a happy thing or a good thing, but for a horror story emphasizes that nobody is immune to the source of the terror, which makes the horror more serious and scarier.”

And to everybody else just sounds like “Oh this movie’s great! A kid dies in it!”