[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I love seeing bank rules that will never apply to me. My app was just like "you cannot deposit more than $5,000 daily to this account and I was like noted thanks

[greelin]

openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[memeclassheroes]

[virginbylorde2025]

losing people is so interesting bc like. no i don't want to speak to you ever again. yes i think about you on your birthday.

[timeloopfemme]

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

[nicolezaridze]

starting has been very difficult

support the series here

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

dark green is a nice color. underrated

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kaiamar]

If a woman has a heartbeat you can’t tell her what to do with her goddamn body!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blehmieux]

it’s so disturbing to think back and realize the stuff you allowed people to do to you simply because you didn’t respect yourself enough to not let it happen

[imposterogers]

anyone: this actor improvised a line of dialogue!! haha isn’t that cool! 

me, for the rest of my fucking life: tom hardy improvised the lobster tank scene 

[burndownhollywood]

me taking another pointless personality quiz to find out what type of moss i am: oh the audience in my head is gonna love this

[theweirdwideweb]

[frottinq]

[mioxenoblade]

[nyanbinyuri]

[unlikelykingdomphilosopher]

[tails-of-a-dragon-rider]

[Start id; A tweet from Ryan Honick that says "I don't know who needs to hear this but the 'I never let my disability/pain/illness stop me' is an ableist and harmful narrative.

Sometimes chronic issues are debilitating and they do stop you.

And you shouldn't be made to feel guilty about it.

Period." /end id]

[lovcyou3000]