he is jus. so tired

let him sleep bro || art tag is moonbase one

[trueshredguitar]

after a few thousand years you just start tuning him out sometimes

[kiwiuhhhhh]

Drawing dump of my prince oc and ratha, he was blinded by purple ludroth when they were young,so ratha just slowly becomes an oversized service animal for the prince.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[furryprovocateur]

hey. hey what the fuck.

[unsolids-your-snake]

My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go

[icy-spicy]

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[ao3commentoftheday]

[thestuffedalligator]

"There's no way in hell there was an actual supervillain who actually called themselves-"

"No, no, not officially - we came up with the name when we were assigned to find them, and we were kind of taking the piss, but it's still a good name. It was before your time - they had the power to-"

"I don't want to know what their power was."

"No, listen - their power was that they could summon a pie and throw it at someone."

"Oh. Oh, well, okay - that's the greatest supervillain you've ever fought? Doesn't sound like much."

"But that was the thing. They could throw a pie at someone and it would never miss. So long as they could see their target they'd hit them. We eventually found out they could throw a pie at someone who was on live broadcast, miles away."

"Jesus. Okay, I think I see the issue. But it was still, like. Pies, right?"

"Oh, for sure, it was never poison pies, and they could only summon a pie every 15 seconds so they couldn't drown someone in meringue. But - do you remember Murgatroyd Bentley?"

"Sort of, he was president when I was a little kid - something, something superhuman rights, and he was the guy who nuked Saskatchewan, right?"

"That's the guy. We found out about this guy after the Humboldt Crisis, because after that, whenever there was a live broadcast with the president - the state of the union, addressing congress, the Christmas tree lighting - a pie would splatter across his face every fifteen seconds."

"…Is that it?"

"Hon, it was everything. You haven't lived until you've seen the president try to talk about dignity while being smacked in the face with a banana cream. By the end of term, he refused to show his face in public, and he resigned in quiet disgrace. There were a few other pieings for a few years, but nowhere near the amount that took place when Bentley was president, and eventually they stopped. We never found out who or even where this person was.

"And that - more than anything - makes them the greatest supervillain I've ever had to deal with. Because they didn't do much, but they did it loudly, they did it consistently, and we never caught them."

"...How hard were you trying to catch them?"

"Not very."

"And you decided to call them Dr. Creampie?"

"We were young. The president had just bombed Saskatchewan. It was a weird time. Honestly we took what we could get for laughs."

[g1thundercracker]

this is the first in a series of little bubble altmode stickers, and it's the classic six seekers of G1. to check em out and the measly smattering of a couple other designs I have up on redbubble, please click here 💛

[g1thundercracker]

WUAAAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH I APPRECIATE YOU <3333

[arturer]

Spotify prompt from two months ago for @pinkhairedweirdo

There's been some strange goin's-on And some folks have come and gone

One Man's Ceilng is Another Man's Floor - Paul Simons

[transformers-fangirl]

(x)

[royalhandmaidens]

because i love y’all, i’m sharing my family’s recipe for apple tea (traditional fall/winter drink in west asia, turkey, and many areas of the balkans)

it’s like a more delicate version of apple cider and i basically live off of this stuff when the weather starts to cool!

Apple Tea (for two)

1 large apple or 2 small, shredded (you can use a cheese grater)

3 cups water

1-2 cinnamon sticks

2-3 pc clove (optional)

honey to taste

1 tsp of lemon juice (add at end)

green tea (optional! some versions call for green tea but i actually prefer it without. up to you!)

throw it all in a pot and let it simmer on a low temperature for an hour or so. while it’s simmering, it will also make your home smell delicious! (if you make it with green tea, add the tea at the end, about five minutes before taking it off the heat so the flavor doesn’t become bitter from oversteeping). strain into your cups and enjoy hot.

end result:

[g1thundercracker]

she's so perfect

[g1thundercracker]

hawobeen

[g1thundercracker]

you are all my lovers

[g1thundercracker]

yall really like that ravage huh? every time I open the app there are more notifications and I get so excited every time. I'm glad yall enjoy it, it's one of my favorite tf related pieces I've ever made. he is just a littel guy

[necronyancy]