I was born with glass bones and paper skin

Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

[piosplayhouse]

As soon as I can revive him from the dead the wedding is BACK ON !!!!

[gaaailpaiil]

Episode 3: (Daisuke to Haru)

“I trust you.”

Episode 7: (Haru to Daisuke)

“I trust you.”

Episode 8:

“I trusted you...”

[good--bye--binary]

If the old man outside of the Celadon Gym can learn to respect women, so can you.

[emperanas]

Kanbe Daisuke from Fugou Keiji: Balance:UNLIMITED

[wadey-wilson]

no offense to 2020 but what the fuck

[catcowboy]

appletun is the bestest friend 🍎🍏❤️

[pi-la]

[wakandamama]

This the rolling in dough Daffy, reblog to get some cash hoe

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[razxion]

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

[meatgod]

Lets do it, meatGod approved

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[deadali]

[maccaulfield]

[bang]

[thebootydiaries]

the only man i trust is dr. phil

[purrpleaesthetic]

[mothsplaining]

Here are some dogs enjoying Popsicles. 

[alkaria]

This is the kind of quality content i want on my blog

[scundered]

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

[lolfactory]

[gaaailpaiil]

Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*

Me:I am the backbone of this household