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Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
owning a cat is hearing things crash during the night and deciding its a problem for tomorrow you
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Here Are the Jewish People
Western popular concepts of Jews that people here take as the extent of our tribe:
The reality:
Boys from the Jewish population of Yemen, which has been around for 2500 hundred years but has been slowly massacred over the past few generations.
The Lemba of South Africa and Zimbabwe (Zimbabwe in particular has a large and VERY long history with their Jewish Community)
The Abayudaya of Uganda, some of the great Jewish musicians
The Beta Israeli of Ethiopia
Igbo Jews of Nigeria
Cochin Jews of India
Baghdadi Jews
Kaifeng Jews of China, who go back to the 7th or 8th century. Unfortunately, during the 20th century much of their culture was almost wiped out and the Kaifeng are currently working to rediscover their Jewish heritage and culture.
Jewish Children in Puerto Rico (Jews have been in Puerto Rico since the 15th century, many fleeing from the Inquisition)
The Beit Shalom Choir in Japan
Kosher comes in all colors, from all over the world, and in a variety cultural groups. We’re a small portion of the human population, but we have EVERYONE. We are all members of this tribe.
Because stereotypes are bullshit.
Boosting because you sure as fuck won’t see this in any Western textbook.
Shoutout to the regularly erased JOC
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Having so much money that you can afford a personal chef is tough aint it
Must be costs of entire staff, NOT individuals. For New York City and LA CA
From: http://www.indeed.com/salary
Housekeeper $28 K annual $22 K annual
Security $60 K annual $48 K annual
Personal Assistant $43 K annual $38 K annual
Chef $65 K annual $51 K annual
I would argue it is probably the cost to a company that provides those employees. We have a painting business & there are all these “bid companies” that go out & find people needing painting & sell them to painting contractors. They inflate the price even though they add no value. Like CertaPro for example fills the TV, radio, & Internet with ads acting like they’re a painting company even though they’re not. They bid jobs & then send “independent contractors” out to do the work. It’s a 60/40 split where they take 40% & the contractor gets 60% to buy supplies & actually paint. It usually ends up being close to minimum wage for the actual person painting. It is really hard to get established as a painting company because all these companies have stepped in between the customer needing a service & the actual labor that will provide the service. Thumbtack, Angie’s List, Certapro, HomeAdvisor, ect (the list is endless) gather up all the customers & the profits & pass the actual work off to the workers who are forced to accept low pay. Republicans keep talking about getting the government out of the way of small businesses yet it’s these worthless corporate sharks who are really killing the incentive to build a service based business. Rant over. Oh yeah FUCK CORPORATE AMERICA.
Rebloging so people understand why the job costs so much, yet the workers are starving.
My hearts bleeds.. #ProtectOurGirls #ProtectBlackWomen
Black women are in huge danger! We as a community must protect them STAY WOKE
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Don’t just reblogg this or leave a comment, PROTECT BLACK WOMEN!!!!
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Sex. You know how to make it hot. A healthcare provider can help you make it healthy.
Not sure how to get the conversation started? Use this guide to help you get the ball rolling, whether you want to talk about testing, condoms and lube, prevention medicines, or how to talk to your partner(s).
The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away.
Pablo Picasso (via wordsnquotes)
But it’s not illegal. Marriage is just not recognized as something lawfully binding. No one is being arrested for being homosexual and loving another. lol
If you’re a LGBT citizen in Sudan, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Mauritania, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, UAE or parts of Nigeria, being gay is punishable by death. (Source:LGBT relationships are illegal in 74 countries, research finds, by Siobhan Fenton) So yeah, no one is arrested for having a different sexual orientation. They’re killed for it.
Also, until 2003 being LGBTQ WAS illegal in 13 states.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_v._Texas Lawrence v. Texas, 539 U.S. 558 (2003) is a landmark decision by the United States Supreme Court. The Court struck down the sodomy law in Texas in a 6-3 decision and, by extension, invalidated sodomy laws in 13 other states, making same-sex sexual activity legal in every U.S. state and territory.
They used to kick down gay people’s doors and arrested them while they were in bed.
They used to raid gay bars to find crossdressers, GNC and trans people to arrest (that’s how Stonewall happened).
They used to make up fake charges against gay people to allow them to still arrest them for being LGBTQ.
It being legal to be gay in the US is a very new thing.
Today is one of those days when I realize that people below the age of 30 know a very different world than I do.
They’re literally rounding up gay people and putting them in concentration camps in Chechnya.
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Helpful things for action writers to remember
Sticking a landing will royally fuck up your joints and possibly shatter your ankles, depending on how high you’re jumping/falling from. There’s a very good reason free-runners dive and roll.
Hand-to-hand fights usually only last a matter of seconds, sometimes a few minutes. It’s exhausting work and unless you have a lot of training and history with hand-to-hand combat, you’re going to tire out really fast.
Arrows are very effective and you can’t just yank them out without doing a lot of damage. Most of the time the head of the arrow will break off inside the body if you try pulling it out, and arrows are built to pierce deep. An arrow wound demands medical attention.
Throwing your opponent across the room is really not all that smart. You’re giving them the chance to get up and run away. Unless you’re trying to put distance between you so you can shoot them or something, don’t throw them.
Everyone has something called a “flinch response” when they fight. This is pretty much the brain’s way of telling you “get the fuck out of here or we’re gonna die.” Experienced fighters have trained to suppress this. Think about how long your character has been fighting. A character in a fist fight for the first time is going to take a few hits before their survival instinct kicks in and they start hitting back. A character in a fist fight for the eighth time that week is going to respond a little differently.
ADRENALINE WORKS AGAINST YOU WHEN YOU FIGHT. THIS IS IMPORTANT. A lot of times people think that adrenaline will kick in and give you some badass fighting skills, but it’s actually the opposite. Adrenaline is what tires you out in a battle and it also affects the fighter’s efficacy - meaning it makes them shaky and inaccurate, and overall they lose about 60% of their fighting skill because their brain is focusing on not dying. Adrenaline keeps you alive, it doesn’t give you the skill to pull off a perfect roundhouse kick to the opponent’s face.
Swords WILL bend or break if you hit something hard enough. They also dull easily and take a lot of maintenance. In reality, someone who fights with a sword would have to have to repair or replace it constantly.
Fights get messy. There’s blood and sweat everywhere, and that will make it hard to hold your weapon or get a good grip on someone.
A serious battle also smells horrible. There’s lots of sweat, but also the smell of urine and feces. After someone dies, their bowels and bladder empty. There might also be some questionable things on the ground which can be very psychologically traumatizing. Remember to think about all of the character’s senses when they’re in a fight. Everything WILL affect them in some way.
If your sword is sharpened down to a fine edge, the rest of the blade can’t go through the cut you make. You’ll just end up putting a tiny, shallow scratch in the surface of whatever you strike, and you could probably break your sword.
ARCHERS ARE STRONG TOO. Have you ever drawn a bow? It takes a lot of strength, especially when you’re shooting a bow with a higher draw weight. Draw weight basically means “the amount of force you have to use to pull this sucker back enough to fire it.” To give you an idea of how that works, here’s a helpful link to tell you about finding bow sizes and draw weights for your characters. (CLICK ME)
If an archer has to use a bow they’re not used to, it will probably throw them off a little until they’ve done a few practice shots with it and figured out its draw weight and stability.
People bleed. If they get punched in the face, they’ll probably get a bloody nose. If they get stabbed or cut somehow, they’ll bleed accordingly. And if they’ve been fighting for a while, they’ve got a LOT of blood rushing around to provide them with oxygen. They’re going to bleed a lot.
Here’s a link to a chart to show you how much blood a person can lose without dying. (CLICK ME)
If you want a more in-depth medical chart, try this one. (CLICK ME)
Hopefully this helps someone out there. If you reblog, feel free to add more tips for writers or correct anything I’ve gotten wrong here.
How to apply Writing techniques for action scenes:
- Short sentences. Choppy. One action, then another. When there’s a lull in the fight, take a moment, using longer phrases to analyze the situation–then dive back in. Snap, snap, snap. - Same thing with words - short, simple, and strong in the thick of battle. Save the longer syllables for elsewhere. - Characters do not dwell on things when they are in the heat of the moment. They will get punched in the face. Focus on actions, not thoughts. - Go back and cut out as many adverbs as possible. - No seriously, if there’s ever a time to use the strongest verbs in your vocabulary - Bellow, thrash, heave, shriek, snarl, splinter, bolt, hurtle, crumble, shatter, charge, raze - it’s now. - Don’t forget your other senses. People might not even be sure what they saw during a fight, but they always know how they felt. - Taste: Dry mouth, salt from sweat, copper tang from blood, etc - Smell: OP nailed it - Touch: Headache, sore muscles, tense muscles, exhaustion, blood pounding. Bruised knuckles/bowstring fingers. Injuries that ache and pulse, sting and flare white hot with pain. - Pain will stay with a character. Even if it’s minor. - Sound and sight might blur or sharpen depending on the character and their experience/exhaustion. Colors and quick movements will catch the eye. Loud sounds or noises from behind may serve as a fighter’s only alert before an attack. - If something unexpected happens, shifting the character’s whole attention to that thing will shift the Audience’s attention, too. - Aftermath. This is where the details resurface, the characters pick up things they cast aside during the fight, both literally and metaphorically. Fights are chaotic, fast paced, and self-centered. Characters know only their self, their goals, what’s in their way, and the quickest way around those threats. The aftermath is when people can regain their emotions, their relationships, their rationality/introspection, and anything else they couldn’t afford to think or feel while their lives were on the line.
Do everything you can to keep the fight here and now. Maximize the physical, minimize the theoretical. Keep things immediate - no theories or what ifs.
If writing a strategist, who needs to think ahead, try this: keep strategy to before-and-after fights. Lay out plans in calm periods, try to guess what enemies are thinking or what they will do. During combat, however, the character should think about his options, enemies, and terrain in immediate terms; that is, in shapes and direction. (Large enemy rushing me; dive left, circle around / Scaffolding on fire, pool below me / two foes helping each other, separate them.)
Lastly, after writing, read it aloud. Anyplace your tongue catches up on a fast moving scene, edit. Smooth action scenes rarely come on the first try.
Charming Animal Bookmarks by Nadya Vasileva
Russian artist Nadya Vasileva creates some of the most delightfully unique bookmarks for bookworms and animal lovers. The miniature sculptures compromised of polymer clay take the shape of adorable woodland creatures, among our favorites are the mice and foxes! The tails of each figure behave as bookmarks, which makes them incredibly cute! Find them in her Etsy shop.
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this dog is cooler than most people i know
any dog is cooler than any person you know
this dog is me
Today I am announcing not one, but three giveaways! I will be giving away three sets of goodies through facebook, tumblr, and instagram. Everyone is welcome to join in each of the contests, and the rules for each are slightly different, so be sure to check all of them out. The contest ends on February 7 (the new moon) and I will contact each of the winners privately, so be sure to have your messages on! If a winner does not respond within 48 hours, I will choose another winner.
Here on tumblr, all you have to do is be following me and reblog this image! If you have participated before, you know I like jokes and puns, so let’s keep the laughs going! Each reblog counts as an entry and everyone is invited to participate (though if you live overseas, I will ask for the cost of shipping which is around $20).
The winner here on tumblr will receive the pictish pouch, the tall wallet, yggdrasil flask, and lighter case.
Thank you to everyone for supporting my shop over the last couple years. It has been great and I look forward to making all kinds of new stuff in the future! As always, if you can’t wait for the giveaway to end, my etsy shop is always open at https://www.etsy.com/shop/BeastmanCaravan
I’m Thor-y, but I’m not the best with puns and jokes…
Starting off strong!
But we can’t all be loki enough to be good at puns
I hope I get Pict being in of Celt and Norse heritage 😀
I might even shed a Tyr if I don’t win this.
the only reason i hate those yellow minion things is because we’re forgetting who the real #1 Minion is:
Animated movies that don't get enough love
Megamind: Strong female character, funny jokes, anti-bullying, great animation with touching scenes, and strong moral messages
Wreck it Ralph: Again strong female characters, plus overcoming mental hardships, proving that being different is okay, amazing moral messages, beautiful animation and a hella rad plot
Brave: Strong female characters, different views, wonderful animation, proved that you don't need a man to save you, cutting your own destiny, awesome characters, magic broken by actual love, and strong mother-daughter relationship
Peabody and Sherman: Is packed with witty dialogue, good morals about unconventional families, fatherhood, and childhood struggle, it respects the intelligence of its younger audience, does actually manage to teach some history to its watchers, and has well animated characters (plus mr. peabody is a boss ass bitch)
Atlantis: whats this i smell? Its...its more STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS, roots for the underdog, over coming physical and mental hardships, shows religious differences, beautiful animation, witty character dialogue, sassy one-liner dialogue and humor, and a detailed plot and story line
How to train your dragon 2: Beautiful animation, MORE STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS, plus characters who aren't physically strong being portrayed as strong, showed that war isn't always the answer, major feels trip, shows friendship and compassion, mother-son relationship rekindled, DRAGONS, ADORABLE PRECIOUS DRAGONS, CANT BELIEVE THIS MOVIE GOT OVERSHADOWED BY FROZEN
The Women Those ‘Evolution Of Beauty’ Videos Leave Out
With videos like “100 Years of Lingerie in 3 Minutes” or “100 Years of Beauty: Germany,” the Internet has been treated to gorgeous viral videos that show the glamorous side of women’s lives throughout history, but according to Polish costume blogger Karolina Zebrowska these videos are leaving out reality.
