Bored af
Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies

ellievsbear
tumblr dot com
Sade Olutola
Xuebing Du
i don't do bad sauce passes
Sweet Seals For You, Always
styofa doing anything
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
wallacepolsom
Mike Driver
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

roma★

titsay

oozey mess
NASA
Misplaced Lens Cap
Jules of Nature
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@gabbyontherocks
Bored af
Brekkie
Other places
Ello: gabbyontherocks
Insta: gabbyisontherocks
Simple enough, right?
Ps. I’m still figuring out Ello but it seems promising
Apparently I made a fetlife and MeWe. Can you guess the handles? 😂😂😂
Christmas songs and the kinks they are really about:
‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause’
Obvs- polyamory and Santa is really a unicorn
‘The Twelve Day’s of Christmas’
Edging
‘Deck the Halls’
Caning with just a soupçon of cross-dressing
‘Blue Christmas’
Chastity
‘Santa Baby’
DD/lg
Please feel free to add to the list🌲🌲🌲 and Merry Christmas
Xox
Gabby
I’ll just repost a screenshot
So the first one was almost more similar to candle wax and I really wanted to do a proper mermaid’s tail for @gabbyontherocks Time just got away from me and I didn’t get to it as fast as I would’ve preferred ^_^***
Thank you lovie. I really like being a mermaid.
One of the nicest things on tumblr. Thank you @citydead
Mankind can keep alive thanks to its brilliance
In keeping its humanity repressed
And for once you must try not to shrink the facts
Mankind is kept alive by bestial acts
Blurred lines
This is my happy place
Maybe just feet will make it past the algorithm
Fun little hogtie
Yep. Beauty in death.
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what
you heard me
#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW
@genericrevenge
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.
If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.
This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.
Every time this post comes around it has another plot twist
The first time I saw this post, I had just finished telling my husband that Alton overuses the word “lube” on Good Eats when he’s referring to oiling up a pan. Alton knows exactly what he’s doing.
Active ways to cultivate positive body image:
(Because oh my god, it’s so hard, and everyone’s all like stop feeling so bad about yourself and it’s like how???)
Be naked. A lot. Sleep naked. Have sex naked. Eat cereal naked. (Or naked and wrapped in a sheet. Favorite thing.)
Follow beautiful, confident, (un-photoshopped) body-positive babes on the Internet. Unfollow anything that makes you feel insecure. Exposure is key. You’re not going to get it if you don’t seek it out, because the media sucks and wants us to feel like shit about ourselves so they can take our money. (Some hashtags to follow: #effyourbeautystandards #bootyrevolution #blackisbeautiful #transisbeautiful #wheelchairlife #fatkini #fatshion)
Lingerie. Next best thing to being naked.
Self care, babe. Different for everyone. (Me? Showers, books, shaving my legs, nature walks, dark lipstick, good playlists, clean rooms, candles, sexy time.)
Get ready in your underwear. Boobs = happiness.
Self portraits. Be pro-selfie. Take a million selfies. Take sexy selfies. Take no makeup selfies. Take bad angle silly selfies. Take artsy tripod selfies. Take everything-is-on-point selfies. You’re gorgeous; document your gorgeousness. You don’t even need to post them.
Stop with the self deprecationnnnn. Pleeeeaseeee. It’s hard to control your thoughts love, I know, but you can control what you say. NEVER insult yourself out loud. Dare I say compliment yourself out loud? (And if you can, do your best to try to body-positive-ify your thoughts too.)
Sex (including solo sexy time), wine, and chocolate. In that order.
Share the body love. Compliment your girlfriends. Cultivate a nonjudgemental, supportive, lift-each-other-up “we’re so cute” friend group. Everyone’s insecure. Compliment your besties. And strangers, too. Be that person that makes everyone feel good about themselves when they’re around.
Good luck gorgeous. It’s a battle. We gotta unlearn all this societal bullshit.
Perquisites of summer: succulent
This kind of reminded me of @xxxamorexxx campaign against body shaming…
To all the beautiful ladies out there you are beautiful, pretty and worth love.. never give in to anyone who belittle you or even try to tear you down
You are strong and worth the fight so keep your head up and remember no one is prefect as there is always beauty in imperfection ❤️💕
Disclaimer not my art!
Fun little hogtie
Tell me I'm pretty
Please. Keep source and text intact when you reblog. Thank you
You’re gorgeous