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Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

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In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

stimman3000

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

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My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

yaldabaoth413

Nothing can prepare you for the day your Math teacher announces that whoever can send him the funniest meme based on his class will get extra credit for the final grade.

feelin-woozy

Don’t know if you’re still taking requests, but Asra/Muriel/Julian giving/receiving oral HCs?

🍋N🍋S🍋F🍋W🍋 || Asra

→Giving

Doesn’t need to be asked twice, honestly, he will ask you if he can go down on you like its his favorite thing to do.

Doesn’t have a gag reflex :))

Seems even more eager to go down on you every time you say the word rent. You’re starting to get suspicious.

→Receiving

This kinda counts as both but he loves 69ing, and makes it his mission to get you unable to focus on what you’re doing. Will then subsequently tease you about that.

His knees turn to absolute jelly when you look up at him while going down on him, it’s one of his favorite sights.

Prefers to you to set the pace // slowly fuck your mouth over an aggressive blowjob. Though if you wanted him to just fuck your face, who is he to deny you that?

Muriel

→ Giving

Probably not the best at it at first, but gets really good at it once he starts figuring out what you like

Loves when you pull his hair when he’s going down on your

His favorite is when he’s going down on you while you’re leaning against a wall. Just one leg over his shoulder, the other buried in his hair

→ Receiving

Not super noisy when you’re going down on him. He’s more of a loud breather than he is a moaner. Might have a hand over his mouth too just as a precaution to getting noisy.

Absolutely loves seeing you go down on him, especially if you’re really enthusiastic about it.

I’ve said this sometime before but he loves when you have your head hanging over the side of the bed and he can fuck your throat.

Julian

→ Giving

Is sloppy when he’s going down on his partner but that doesn’t mean he’s not skillful. There’s just a good chance he’s got spit all dribbling down his chin.

Also doesn’t really need to be asked, his favorite thing is getting you off so he’s very big on going down on you.

Uses his fingers as well bc he knows he’s just as skilled with his fingers as he is his tongue and he ain’t letting that skill go to waste.

→ Receiving

Doesn’t stay still, always writhing or bucking his hips.

Also is super noisy both with moaning and general talking about how good you’re making him feel

Will cum really quickly if you’re sucking him off in public. However, please know that he will probably have an even harder time staying quiet in this situation.

positivedoodles

Street harassment is not a compliment.

yawndeath

Did i reblog this already? Doesnt matter still relevant.

captainmarvelstan

Captain America is a war criminal, Winter soldier is an assassin and Hawkeye murdered people in endgame.

Men™️ on Twitter: How can Captain Marvel, a woman, twist a man’s hand who verbally abused her. She should be put in jail.

gungan-gundam

Captain America took a moral stand and was branded a war criminal, Bucky was brainwashed against his will, I can’t speak for Hawkeye in Endgamr though.

My point is there’s nuance, meanwhile Captain Marvel is disproportionately violent to some stranger. She’s an ass.

fishlordvehem

Speaking as someone who’s been verbally harassed more times then I can count, being told to smile more while I’m behind the counter at work, in the elevator alone, in the street… This scene wasn’t for you, it was for me, and everyone else who has been in this situation.

Men do this shit all the time, they get to act creepy, threatening, and pass on unwanted “compliments” all the time and we don’t get to defend ourselves. You can tell people that a man made you uncomfortable, but he’ll just say it was an innocent remark, just a compliment. We can say “go away” or “fuck off” and that just leads to more, usually nasty comments or worse, behavior such as stalking or groping or physical abuse/rape, because a woman reacted and that means she “wants” that kind of attention.

The most we can do, the most we can ever do is ignore a man and hope he’ll go away, or hope someone else steps in and makes him leave.

Captain Marvel doesn’t have to ignore him. She doesn’t have to wait for someone to step in. She doesn’t have to call for help.

She’s not a hero for you, she’s a hero for me, and everyone else who has experienced this.

Furthermore, from what I understand, this is a deleted scene. It was removed. It’s not in the movie. I’d like to see the outrage over the sexism in the other Marvel movies, where women are literally just a prop or a plot device. I’d like to see the outrage of how actresses are treated in the making of these movies, how they’re groped and passed around, talked about as if they aren’t really human. I’d like to see some discussions into how we can teach men to behave better so women don’t have to put up with these “polite” requests for a smile, these “gentle” reminders from strangers that our boobs look great when we’re just trying to work, when we’re just trying to shop, when we’re trying to *live*.

But that rarely happens. Men don’t step into those conversations except to shut them down, to argue. “They’re just compliments!”

You’ve never been stalked after being “complimented” by a stranger, you’ve never gotten a ride home only for the driver to call you “gorgeous” and “sexy” and wonders what your vagina looks like the whole way home, then asks for your apartment number so he can “drop off flowers later”. You’ve never been told “oh he’s just like that, he probably won’t do anything” only to see him at your work everyday at your shift each day for the next six months until he’s aressted for assaulting someone else. You’ve never thanked God it wasn’t you he raped only for another man to step up on the subway and ask for pictures of your beautiful body. You’ve never been in a position where you can’t retaliate, where you can’t fight back, where you aren’t stronger, where you’re *scared*.

In the scene, he asked for a smile, but I and every other person who has ever been harassed felt our stomachs go in knots with that request and it was absolutely delightful to see someone *retaliate*. I was going to keep writing but none of you assholes deserve it. Captain Marvel isn’t a hero for you, she’s a hero for me, for women everywhere, and you can scream and shout about about feminism and how it’s ruining your life. But in the end you can go back and have millions of comics, movies, novels in which the world you want, the world where women are “politely” asked to smile and do so, where women roll over on command and think your sense of entitlement is “cute” and “charming” and I have one movie where the world I want is represented, where a woman *doesn’t* have to wonder in fear if a man is going to hurt her or not because he asked for a smile.

I like how Bucky and Cap thought put into them in the comments up there. “He took a moral stand” “he was brainwashed” whatever. My hero took a moral stand too, it just wasn’t for you.

Captain Marvel isn’t a hero for you, so leave her alone and go watch a movie about *your heroes* and come up with fun excuses for their behavior instead of throwing yet another temper tantrum over a thirty second deleted “feminist” scene.

cliteralviolence

Why do men have to ruin everything?

coochie-chronicles

how many other movies have a scene where the male main character gets ostracized by people and end up fucking them up or making them look dumb or stealing their stuff? Literally countless movies. But men really can’t handle it when the main character is a woman can they? They can’t handle it when she’s sticking up for herself can they? Weak

kittiesatemypronouns

“She’s not a hero for you, she’s a hero for me”

**applause**

violetchrystal

<< I like how Bucky and Cap thought put into them in the comments up there. “He took a moral stand” “he was brainwashed” whatever. My hero took a moral stand too, it just wasn’t for you.>>

ruby-white-rabbit

Its literally a throwback to a terminator movie. Wheres the bitching about arnolds behavior? Oh wait.

frostyemma

men are SO fragile that they can’t stand ONE fucking movie where a woman sticks up for herself. not one

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I AM GOING TO MAKE LEARNING THIS THE OBJECT OF MY LIFE.

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I always lose it at Cota Rica.

violet-starshine

I ALREADY KNOW THIS BY HEART

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