Dream Boy

Cutest thing @ 30,000ft | Gay | Wine Snob

[depsidase]

[animasmagic]

[e-102]

you can’t ‘i’m just a little guy’ your way out of this one cunt

[acetheraccon]

Yes I can fuck you

[e-102]

please... use commas

[purulens-kopet]

[weaver-z]

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

[duncebento]

“NO!….RATIO!!!”

[andrearrrrr]

Perfect standing wave on a computer-controlled wave pool

[fairycosmos]

not now sweetie mommys being mentally ill online

[cheese-sample-official]

tbh I’ve never had my debit card info stolen and I chalk it up to the security number on the back being 666

like if I was a criminal out stealing credit/debit card info and I saw that?

nah man I’m out

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

damn an whats the numbers on the front 

[woman-respecter]

no stevie nicks, i CAN’T sail through the changing ocean tides and i CAN’T handle the seasons of my life

[shock]

when we dont like letters from our landlord we give them to piper

[papasmoke]

Working class hero

[bugshroom]

i should be allowed powers because i am special boy

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

like yes things suck but at least ur not 15 again

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

*repeating to myself in the mirror* i lived through being age 15 i can do anything now…

[primordialsandstonedevice-deact]

movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

[level-the-playground-deactivate]

[majinhoe-deactivated20240212]

I’m....going straight home after work

[trashboat]

wow and with the butter topping on there and everything

[lost-but-with-coffee]

How will the country girls make do now?

[yugirimistwalker]

[toastbutteregg]