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WATCH IT BEFORE I MIND MELD YOU
Alannah:
me: what is that? a brain?
Alannah: it’s a silicon-based organism
DUH
To be fair, this was after I mentioned that I’m a natural-born animal/creature whisperer. Which is a testament to all the other magical properties I possess.
Do you always think you're in a Hayao Miyazaki film?
WATCH IT BEFORE I MIND MELD YOU
Alannah:
me: what is that? a brain?
Alannah: it's a silicon-based organism
DUH
heartbroken, i ask my best friend for relationship advice and forget that she will quote lord of the rings
Faith out of context.
alannah: is it weird to carry a photo of myself as a baby?
me: well usually people carry pictures of their own children so...yes?
alannah: i just feel like, if i show them my drivers license and then me at five months, they'll be like, "oh wow, she's come a long way."
i grew up poor so i will obviously find a rich guy with a bad attitude who will find me so irresistible, it changes his world view. there may be a couple of misunderstandings, not from miscommunication but hatched from the minds of jealous women who wish to steal my aforementioned rich boyfriend. oh, and his mom will probably, most likely hate me. in the end, he'll move to another country for x amount of years but in that time he will stay completely faithful to me. after years of personal growth and development, we get married. so to answer your question, yes i think i'll be okay.
on how korean dramas have distorted her reality
the defective ben
felix: have you met a ben you didn't like (irl or fictional)?
alannah: hm, i don't think so. wait...what am i saying? BEN ROMNEY, the defective romney.
"oh, you mean my box of bens?"
alannah, referring to a list of actors she has/-d crushes on since 1985, coincidentally, all named ben
*UPDATE: ben kingsley confirmed, "he was really hot in gandhi, okay?"
good things happen when i wear my annie hall pants.
where did you have your first first date?
alannah: costco
ANSWER: no to all of the above
Alannah: such a long day today
me: yeah?
Alannah: OMG i totally forgot if what i was wearing. or if i was even wearing clothes. so i had to look down just to make sure
me: can you remember the past 24 hours? did you wake up in the middle of a dark alley
Alannah: you know how that feels? when your clothes are so light you feel naked?
"juan rivera face always looks like he's flirting with somebody. it's like he's always checking somebody out. even his default face is like, 'ohhh yeahhhhh!'"
i'm okaaay
"hey for an ok face, i have a pretty impressive tap that success rate."
i'm okaaay 2
what are cute things? baby animals. why's that? because there is a 3:1 eye to face radius ratio. look at my face. i have the face of a lemur. i am only seemingly adorable. it is the ultimate deception.
"i am always two seconds away from rockin' hard."
- said after she pulled a guitar pick out of her bag. she also used a lipstick cover as a guitar slide to achieve ultimate "heaviosity".
- after i asked her...well, it probably doesn't really matter does it?
"you know what kind of people really love me? old ladies that shop at whole foods at 8 AM in the morning, that's who."
