never doubt a raccoon

616 rocket raccoon RP. established august 2012. rebooted july 2016.

[galacticguardian-blog]

maybe my muse for rocket will come back when guardians vol 2 comes out. maybe

[galacticguardian-blog]

im really fuckin sad abt jack flag you guys

[justmidnighter-blog]

@galacticguardian // starter.

he’s been silent for a while. which, isn’t really uncharacteristic of him since he sling shots between chatter box and withdrawn skulker, but he’s got an odd expression on his face and he’s scrubbing his chin with a palm. point being: he’s confused, and there’s not a lot of shit out there that can stump him like this.

            ❛ so, it’s still a tree, right ?? ❜ the lumber stack of firewood is busy fiddling with —  SOMETHING. he doesn’t bother to investigate further, and drops his tired gaze down to rocket. 

[galacticguardian-blog]

Rocket gives Midnighter an incredulous look, as though they’re at a posh restaurant and he’s just started loudly complaining to one of the waiters that his gazpacho soup is cold.

He supposes he should really be used to this sort of thing by now- after all, humans are matched only by Kree where petty bigotry against “lower life forms” is concerned. They can’t even stop themselves from discriminating against genetic variations amongst their own kind, so it shouldn’t really come as a surprise that they balk at other sentient species that don’t fit in with their narrow little circles of what constitutes perfection. Jumped-up, jabbering, hairless monkeys. 

“That’s my best friend you’re talking about, sunshine. It has a name, same as you or me.”

“I am Groot,” the flora colossus chimes in helpfully.

[galacticguardian-blog]

thanks, tumblr

[galacticguardian-blog]

[distant sound of trash cans being rummaged through]

[galacticguardian-blog]

Sweetheart, you have no idea.

[otravi]

Show me then.

[galacticguardian-blog]

[ Rocket wonders, for a fractional second, if they’re both on the same track- mentally speaking- and then decides to play it safe.

Which, in this case, entails launching a focused beam of accelerated particles at a nearby car rather than assuming she meant that as a double entendre. ]

[galacticguardian-blog]

…that’s a rhetorical question, right?

[argintperfecta]

Goodness, you talk? Even better!

[galacticguardian-blog]

Ah, this is refreshing. Until now, I thought screaming for animal control and hurling pots and pans was the standard response to this kind of thing from Earth females.

[crushercarlie-blog]

                    @galacticguardian started following you

      “That … uh, that sounds great! But … I didn’t realise,       ah … raccoons knew about this sort of thing.”

[galacticguardian-blog]

“Take my word for it, sweetness- you’ve never met a raccoon like me before.”

[despondentparamour]

I have to see this in the next Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

[panels-of-interest]

Rocket Raccoon joins the Guardians of the Galaxy.

[from Starlord (2007) #1]

[galacticguardian-blog]

hate to be nit-picky, but this team wasn’t actually the Guardians of the Galaxy; these guys were just some unnamed commando team that the Kree threw together to fight the Phalanx, and the survivors became the Guardians of the Galaxy. I think Star-Lord jokingly called them the Dirty Half-Dozen because there were six of them but they were never explicitly named as far as I know.

[fullofcomics]

Everything Groot Says Part 1

Annihilation: Conquest - Star-Lord #2

[guardianofthegalaxies]

Annihilation Conquest: Starlord #1

[heronhideout]

So many occupations in which “Oops” is the worst thing to say.

[falling-serenity]

–annihilation: conquest #5

[punk-as-fuck-comics]

Rocket Raccoon watering Groot - Annihilation: Conquest #6

[uncannypanels]

Annihilation Conquest: Star-Lord #4 by Keith Giffen and Timothy Green II

[miskatonicalumnus]