Local Weird Girl

College Student. Most likely contemplating how much food I can eat

[vanveronicango]

klaus + asking vanya

[yass-klaus-blog]

Klaus had all the brain cells in these scenes.

[whattawitchh]

You ever just wunna……. drop everything and go live in a tiny village??? Where you only have to worry about collecting eggs or tending to the garden??

[galacticmom]

Does anyone have any videos/gifs/pics of old people sleeping on couches/ falling off of them??? I need them for a ….. project …….

[galacticmom]

listen u hoes i need help

my grandma has been falling asleep on the couch and keeps falling off it so my dad and i made the senior safety harness (a harness photoshopped onto a couch)

im making my own infomercial and any help would be appreciated

[galacticmom]

Does anyone have any videos/gifs/pics of old people sleeping on couches/ falling off of them??? I need them for a ..... project .......

[deppsydoodle-blog]

the best of Sandy Cheeks

[galacticmom]

dumb ass boyfriend decided to start drinking tequila at noontime bc he wanted to “maximize the experience”

got excited bc he discovered that he likes the tequila that we picked out

didn’t pace himself

he’s been passed out since 2:30 in the afternoon

[galacticmom]

got back at him by farting on his hand bc revenge is best served stinky

[galacticmom]

dumb ass boyfriend decided to start drinking tequila at noontime bc he wanted to “maximize the experience”

got excited bc he discovered that he likes the tequila that we picked out

didn’t pace himself

he’s been passed out since 2:30 in the afternoon

[meme-theft]

WE GOT A RUNNER

[charmed]

what we do in the shadows (2014) dir. taika waititi & jemaine clement

[rayb1rd]

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

[advanced-procrastination]

I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

[galacticmom]

I can’t believe he loves me

[prettypassing]

brandon flowers sat down when he was 20 and wrote mr. brightside, like he didnt even realize he was going to write the greatest masterpiece of our generation, a song that will be remembered for ages, a timeless classic. a song literally everyone has heard, knows of, and/or can sing along to . like wow, he fucking did THAT 

[oh-good]

destiny was calling him

[galacticmom]

My BFF is being PETTY AF and I got a BONE to PICK

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[trollitics]

[classicalmonoblogue]

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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[galacticmom]

As a marketing major this is the funniest think I have ever seen in my life

[anthonycrowleymoved]

my friend was cracking her knuckles and i just said ‘crackin the ol nucks?’ and it’s been like eight hours and i literally cannot believe those were words that came out of my mouth