Rejoice, I bring tidings of peanuts and beer!

tRIN (he/him they/them) i usually only tag triggers, still a filthy homestuck -------------------------------- i do not tolerate harassment-------------------------- if you want the url bismuthdidnothingwrong then dm me

[johnegberts1leftnipple]

I DO NOT REBLOG OR PROMOTE DONATIONS REQUESTS FROM MY INBOX

[cikero]

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

[cikero]

[bonyassfish]

No place for a little seal

[importantcatpics]

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[niyarest]

can someone explain what he's talking about i got distracted by his giant jiggling honkers badonkers

[x]

[niyarest]

[official-boob-posts]

the slut is back !?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the best piece of relationship advice i ever got was “a relationship isn’t 50/50, it’s 60/40 with each party excited to be the 60”. which to me means that you should be with someone who makes you want to do more, be more, open your heart even wider. why WOULDNT you like making life easier for your loved one(s)?

[subplotsideshow]

A trans person will simply exist in the same building as a child, and conservatives will make a scene about how "inappropriate" and "indecent" it is. But a children's author will upskirt a trans woman and post said photo to her 14 million followers on social media, a significant number of whom are most likely children, and suddenly conservatives don't seem to care about appropriateness and decency. It's almost like they never cared about the children in the first place. Weird...

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[neonshroudedgraves]

Bluesky asks Texas users to verify their ages, citing new app store law

"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"

[stevishabitat]

idk who on earth could possibly need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS

☝️☝️☝️

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[girlvasectomy]

just regular men

[girlvasectomy]

people are asking why skips looks like joe biden and that might have been influenced by my svu marathon as i was drawing him during this same post:

[yanguang]

[yanguang]

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

[aqua-regia009]

Midsummer Night / Iris (1876) by John Atkinson Grimshaw

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[dosmeow]

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”