☕️✨GalacticTea✨☕️

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Me trying not to cough in class for the 50th time

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happy caturday

in honor of it, I have relatable cats for you.

1.

awkward cat

2.

Cat up all night probably reading wattpad fanfictions

3.

sleepy cat

4.

fat cat

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I asked my Alexa to turn on my lamp and my dog looked at me astonished at what I had done.

I think he thinks I am a witch.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes :0

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Frörb

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Can we just talk about how they tried to make sexual tension between a bee and a human.

LIKE WHAT?

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At home:

*my brother and I playing lego like good siblings*

Me: *manages to make my brother mad so he kicks me out*

*grabs my mannequin head and puts in my hoodie hood and knocks at brothers door* Hello there kind sir, may I come in.

Him: *lets me in*

Me: What if, you go get dad and tell him someone is in your room.

Him: *he does that*

*dad walks in*

Me: *turns my head with tall neck and mannequin head*

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More fun stories

At my grandmas:

Me: Hey can you fit in that drawer

Him: Yeah. *gets in and closes it*

Me: okay hold on I'm getting dad, stay in there.

Me to my dad: Dad help I can't find my brother.

*he comes up to help find him*

Brother: *Pushes out of drawer after my dad comes in* Hey there.

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Guys I watching howl's moving castle and...

I DIDN'T KNOW ED SHEERAN MADE A SPECIAL APPEARANCE OMG

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Looking back at old conversations and seeing how you used to talk

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I LOOKED UP SENOR VESPA BECAUSE OF LUCA AND THIS CAME UP I'M CRYING

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I once had a dream of like spiderman, but Peter Parker was Peter Griffin and Aunt May was Lois and constantly yelled "PEETAHH"

That was it.

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If they don't do this, I don't want it.

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8 y/o me debating if I should tell my parents that I threw up

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A conversation with my 6 y/o brother:

B: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke

Me: no.

B: Why was the street light not lighting up

B: It was just a pole

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Before 2021 ends, lets remember what strange things we all simped for.

Samsung Sam, samsung:

Don't hmu, buying a samsung

Lady Dimitrescu, resident evil:

Tall vampire ladies <3

Verosika Mayday, helluva boss:

uM- I-I LIKE YOUR.. E-EYES.

Huggy wuggy, poppy playtime:

wW-what? You guys- W H A T?

Mommy Mearest, fnf:

As her song said, milf.

Lisa, genshin impact:

I swear, before I learned their names, I called Lisa "big boobie witch girl"

Peter Parker, (tom holland) spiderman:

Why? A spider?

Glamrock freddy, fnaf security breach:

no because are you guys okay?

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I was wearing elf ears at school for the last day before christmas break because everyone was wearing christmas-y clothes. And one fell off and I accidently said

"Fucking hell, my ear fell off."

And everyone looked at me confused and now I want to jump off a microwave