wtf is going on in here on this day

Delaney-20-follow me for the memes

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[avvocarlo]

that is fucked

[weaver-z]

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

[senatortedcruz]

Obsessed with whatever is happening in my hometown’s facebook group. 

[moved-19871997]

the second moot and oomf and noomf become part of the tumblr lexicon i’m jumping ship to linkedin or smth

[hotvampireadjacent]

[yourcalamity]

normalize grocery store violence

[yourcalamity]

normalize me mowing down other customers with my cart

[yehudah]

holy shit

[hairbrush9]

tumblr mutual transmitted disease

[von-felden]

Ray Ban Sunglasses Official Charity Event

[aggressionbread]

You know what? Fuck you. *Unhelps your Hamburger*

[biohazrd]

girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

[ampersandvich]

More like

[xiaoguiwang]

so before this week is over does anyone wanna confess their gay love for me?

[lesbigender-deactivated20210201]

I would but I don’t want to be sent to super hell

[xakumi]

what the fuck is turbo hell am i missing out on something

[valtsv]

you had to be there

[liquidstar]

if i ever say yeas its not a typo im referencing this

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

[merelybeing]

[whitepeopletwitter]