my illness is chronic but my tits are iconic!

im clover (22, they/them, nb lesbian) and im a covergirl makeup display in walmart and god is a pre-teen boy drawing a mustache on my face with lipstick.

[biohazrd]

*outside, high, staring at the stars in the sky* i hope you're all doing better than us right now. i know suffering must be universal but in this moment i hope that it's not

[biohazrd]

fun challenge for the last week of 2025: try not to k*ll y*urself

[girlrustcohle]

sorry for posting a lot about *remembers this is tumblr* nothing i can post whatever i want forever

[scoutsmoocrew]

I think being a dog anti-vaxxer should be enough to get u banned from owning dogs tbh. Kind of a public health risk

[biohazrd]

Okay well. Picked up a new cart, it's Cookies which I was excited for bc that brands stuff sells out QUICK, picked out Cereal Milk as the strain and please tell me why they actually flavored it like cereal milk. Emphasis on milk. It lingers too.

[sapphireh3art]

i've blocked someone for being french

[sapphireh3art]

i block people for being british too, don't get too comfy

[10001gecs]

got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

[10001gecs]

i was like ok im a little too high and immediately there were beasts.

[thisisalsoyou]

woops

[thisisalsoyou]

[sexchangedotcom]

dude turn on music. any album

[sootnuki]

does anybody wanna play toys tomorrow. let's play toys ^_^ (HUGE EYEBAGS UNDER MY EYES)

[splendentgoddess]

FOR PARENTS OF YOUNG KIDS IN THE US!

Someone over on bluesky posted this and I figured I'd better repost it here. It's the pre-RFK 2025 vaccination schedule for babies and young children, ya know, just in case it mysteriously disappears. Save this and give it to your child's pediatrician; tell them this is the schedule you want your child on.

[splendentgoddess]

Got a hold of the older children/teen and adult versions of this chart. Vaccines for everyone!

[leebrontide]

You all may be sick of me banging on this drum but I got whooping cough in my mid/late 20s because I had no idea I needed an adult booster and I coughed so hard I broke my rib. And guess what? Then I got to keep coughing that hard, but now with a broken rib.

Please get your boosters.

[innovadesexual]

[strawberry-gigglepup]

Those eyes keep turning into saucers and he's so limp whenever she moves and adjusts him, like a saggy bowl of mashed potatoes.

That beeg baby absolutely adores every second if it <3

[talons-and-stucco]

Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I love it when headlines get cut off

[jazzy-mint-219]

[relientk]

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

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World Heritage Post

[jerseyclown]

also i think concerts becoming more and more of a luxury item is fucked and we shouldnt just like continue to normalize that

[ifeellikeawafflehouse]

Okay but you can literally go to local shows instead of chasing big artists 24/7

[jerseyclown]

i do go to local shows. that doesnt mean that the pricing of larger shows is not incredibly frustrating and inaccessible . and im sick of comments like this.

[meandtherodentinthewall]

Also maybe I'm not interested in local shows. Maybe concerts are very overstimulating and energy consuming for me, and I'm only willing to brave the noise and crowd for artists I already know and enjoy. Maybe I'm basic and boring and just want to see my basic and boring big name artists. Maybe live music isn't only for the artsy fartsy types with a deep passion for live music and a smug sense of superiority for not liking popular things.

I'm all for supporting smaller artists and your local scene, but "just go to local shows!" is not an actual solution for the parent of a 10 year girl who doesn't want anything for Christmas but Taylor Swift tickets, or a huge who Willie Nelson fan who just wants to see him live just once before he dies, or someone who want to be able to get lawn seats for Lady Gaga without emptying out their entire savings. You know, the average big name concert goer.

[babizzxx]